| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3456 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 6891 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Ores Mined: | 3364 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7967 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 238 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3743 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us for epic build battles where you can challenge other players to see who can create the most ridiculous structure. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We’ve got you covered with our custom mini-games that will have you laughing until you cry.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by our fearless leader, Sir Clucksalot. Join the army and conquer the land with your feathered friends, laying waste to anyone who dares to challenge your rule.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 260 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Imagina un mundo donde los creepers bailan salsa, los zombies son veganos y los esqueletos juegan al ajedrez. Aquí todo es posible, incluso encontrar diamantes en la superficie o un portal al Nether en tu jardín trasero.
Nuestro servidor es tan salvaje que incluso los aldeanos tienen su propio reality show donde compiten por el título de “Aldeano más fashionista”. Y no te preocupes por los griefer, porque nuestro equipo de moderadores está compuesto por unicornios mágicos que convierten a los trolls en conejitos inofensivos.
Así que si estás listo para vivir aventuras épicas, construir castillos extravagantes y reírte hasta que te duela el estómago, únete a nuestro SMP y prepárate para una experiencia única en Minecraft. ¡Te esperamos con los brazos abiertos (y las espadas afiladas)!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
In a world where trolls roam free, we have created a safe haven for all Minecrafters to come together and build amazing creations without the fear of being trolled! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic and rainbows shine bright!
Join us on this server where shitposts are banned because who wants to deal with that nonsense while trying to mine for diamonds? No more gender swaps, TV show plots, or trolling allowed – we’re here for some serious block-building business!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so legit that we even have a rule against biased posts. We want everything presented fairly and accurately, just like how you present your best diamond armor to a creeper. No Karen-naming or man-baby-calling allowed here!
And don’t even think about trying to post on behalf of someone else or pretending to be your dad – AI-generated posts are a big no-no! We want real, authentic Minecrafters sharing their own stories and experiences.
But the most important rule of all: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS! These creatures thrive on attention, so we must starve them of their precious feed. Report any suspicious behavior and let our mods handle the rest.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next! Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! 💎🏰🎢
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2151 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 362 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4259 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 967795 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6870 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
SunVanilla is a survival tube server with its own characteristics
Join us 🙂
Survival
You will have a wonderful time on our server.
Optimized gameplay, interesting game mechanics, no creativity, and other things that distort the original meaning of survival
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 1357 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of Chadwick III, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to impress any Minecraft player with their mad skills.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chad Creeper, a rare breed of Creeper that only explodes in the shape of a chad symbol. Defeat them to earn exclusive chad-themed loot and bragging rights among your fellow players.
So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the coolest, most chad-tastic Minecraft server around? Come on, what are you waiting for? Chad awaits!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 105 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
