| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Buildings Constructed: | 46 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 7413 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!
Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 5652 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 6408 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2394 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 78 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us for epic build battles where you can challenge other players to see who can create the most ridiculous structure. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We’ve got you covered with our custom mini-games that will have you laughing until you cry.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by our fearless leader, Sir Clucksalot. Join the army and conquer the land with your feathered friends, laying waste to anyone who dares to challenge your rule.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Imagina un mundo donde los creepers bailan salsa, los zombies son veganos y los esqueletos juegan al ajedrez. Aquí todo es posible, incluso encontrar diamantes en la superficie o un portal al Nether en tu jardín trasero.
Nuestro servidor es tan salvaje que incluso los aldeanos tienen su propio reality show donde compiten por el título de “Aldeano más fashionista”. Y no te preocupes por los griefer, porque nuestro equipo de moderadores está compuesto por unicornios mágicos que convierten a los trolls en conejitos inofensivos.
Así que si estás listo para vivir aventuras épicas, construir castillos extravagantes y reírte hasta que te duela el estómago, únete a nuestro SMP y prepárate para una experiencia única en Minecraft. ¡Te esperamos con los brazos abiertos (y las espadas afiladas)!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
In a world where trolls roam free, we have created a safe haven for all Minecrafters to come together and build amazing creations without the fear of being trolled! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic and rainbows shine bright!
Join us on this server where shitposts are banned because who wants to deal with that nonsense while trying to mine for diamonds? No more gender swaps, TV show plots, or trolling allowed – we’re here for some serious block-building business!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so legit that we even have a rule against biased posts. We want everything presented fairly and accurately, just like how you present your best diamond armor to a creeper. No Karen-naming or man-baby-calling allowed here!
And don’t even think about trying to post on behalf of someone else or pretending to be your dad – AI-generated posts are a big no-no! We want real, authentic Minecrafters sharing their own stories and experiences.
But the most important rule of all: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS! These creatures thrive on attention, so we must starve them of their precious feed. Report any suspicious behavior and let our mods handle the rest.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next! Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! 💎🏰🎢
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
