Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Ores Mined: 6357
Astral Projections Made: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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