Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
Infinity Stones Found: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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