Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
Dragons Tamed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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