Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 19
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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