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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 1837 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 514 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
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