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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7944 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Enchantments Applied: | 56 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build secret underground lairs with trapdoors that lead to a room full of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of dragons and cows can speak fluent French. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of llama drama, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of carrots for the llamas.