MovieMarathonGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring movies that never live up to the hype? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the movies come to life! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in-game where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky glory. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Steve Spielberg himself roaming around, working on his next blockbuster hit! So say goodbye to disappointing movies and hello to a cinematic adventure like no other on our crazy SMP server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Crops Grown:	1251	New Chunks Explored:	834923
Ores Mined:	7993	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP

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Are you still living in the stone age using cash? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where we only trade in diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so advanced, even the villagers have upgraded to cryptocurrency.

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes and build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group hug that lasted for three days straight.

So why waste your time with boring old cash when you could be living it up in our diamond-studded world? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8286	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds

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Are you willing to risk it all for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocky chaos and adventure like never before!

Join us if you’re ready to face off against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle a giant creeper boss that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to tame it and ride it into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll die for is the sheer thrill of the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2859	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyDroneBuilders

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come join our minecraft server, where we have africans building drones for ukraine but they think they in russia! it’s like a crazy reality show but in minecraft! build your own drone and take over the world! who needs russia or ukraine when you have our server! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds! join now and be part of the wildest adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

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join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!

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Server Name	Novidium
Server IP	play.novidium.net

Overview:

Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build an island, complete challenges, visit/build shops and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to provide a nostalgic skyblock experience without overwhelming UI or excessive plugins.

FAQ:

What type of challenges are available on Novidium?

Players can complete simple challenges like collecting 64 sugar cane to earn items that are otherwise unobtainable. For example, completing the sugar cane challenge rewards the player with dirt.

How does the economy system work on Novidium?

There are no admin shops on the server, all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build a shop on their own island with chests and signs to sell items. Making the shop visually appealing can attract more visitors.

What are the leaderboards for on Novidium?

There are two main leaderboards on Novidium – balance leaderboard for the richest players and island leaderboard for the highest level islands. Island level is calculated by the amount and rarity of blocks on the island. These leaderboards provide long term goals and make it easier for players to find islands and shops.

How can players join Novidium?

Players can join Novidium by connecting to the server IP: play.novidium.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Star Shards Collected:	86	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Bug Busters Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “If it’s broken, post it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s a totally normal Tuesday activity.

– Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken,” a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but you’ll have to navigate through a maze of lava and killer bunnies to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, if it’s broken, post it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ores Mined:	8516	Gods Slained:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we’re so cool we’re literally becoming independent like a rebellious teenager in 2025! That’s right, we’re shaking things up and starting fresh as “New UniVIRTUAL” – but don’t worry, we’re still the same old UniVIRTUAL you know and love.

But wait, there’s more! Three of our members, Fuga Ruki, Shinba Shiranuino, and Momotsuki Hagu, are graduating from UniVIRTUAL to become independent in 2025. It’s like a virtual Vtuber graduation ceremony, but with Minecraft! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on new adventures and make dreams come true – all while causing chaos and shaking up the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness that is UniVIRTUAL!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Emeralds Found:	9248
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dad vs GF Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to build a virtual house without worrying about arguments with your dad or your girlfriend. Our server is a safe space where saying hello is optional and being weird is encouraged!

Don’t let misunderstandings stop you from exploring new worlds with us. Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about your girlfriend refusing to visit if your parents are around. In fact, we encourage family bonding through cooperative building projects!

So come on over and join us, where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the perfect virtual home to escape to when real life gets too complicated. See you in the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	New Chunks Explored:	129719
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as giving out chips on Halloween? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we give out virtual potato chips instead of diamonds! And just like my neighbor Debbie, we don’t cater to special requests – everyone gets chips, no matter what!

Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing your favorite virtual chip flavor from our endless bowl of options. Who needs diamonds when you can have BBQ-flavored chips instead?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the madness of chip-giving, join us now! Just remember, no special treatment for disabilities – chips for everyone, no exceptions!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

HateFreeZone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd SMP out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and have dance parties with creepers!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered fury? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking trees and flying pigs. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into there!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who needs a reason to join when you can have this much fun? Let your imagination run wild and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Skillz4Dayz – Learn anything instantly!

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Have you ever dreamed of becoming a master builder in Minecraft without even lifting a finger? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn the skill of building epic structures just by logging in!

Imagine logging on for the first time and suddenly being able to construct a replica of the Eiffel Tower with just a snap of your fingers. People will marvel at your creations and beg to join your realm of building wizardry.

But that’s not all! By joining our server, you also have the chance to instantly learn the skill of taming dragons and riding them into battle. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about horses and pigs, we’re talking about flying on the back of a fire-breathing dragon while laying waste to your enemies below.

So why wait? Join our server now and unlock the hidden skills that will make you the envy of all other Minecraft players. Who needs to grind for hours when you can become a master overnight? It’s time to level up in the most outrageous way possible!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockyPoliceMC Server

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OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit even the police in Sweden wanna be a part of it! Like, they arrested someone cuz they were so obsessed with our server that they started shooting near an Israeli defense contractor’s office in Gothenburg. Can u believe it? Our server is so addictive, it’s like a drug but without the side effects. Join now before the police come knocking on your door asking for directions to our server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AmmoDepotSmashCraft

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join this cray cray minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got explosions bigger than ukraine hitting russian ammo depots, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here! our players are like trained military strategists, planning epic attacks on enemy bases and airfields. you’ll be dodging bombs and building your way to victory in no time! so come on, join us and experience the thrill of warfare in the world of blocks! it’s gonna be a blast! literally!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Towns Built:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Autistic Adventures: Gender Diverse Campus

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Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions! We got gender-diverse college students and peeps with autism who are more lit than a creeper explosion! If you wanna experience suicidal thoughts and behaviors in the most epic way possible, dis server is for you! And if you happen to be both gender-diverse and autistic, well buckle up buttercup, cuz you’re in for a wild ride straight to the End! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Kapi-Craft: Where even the llamas are VIPs!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Requirements	Over 18 years old Active player Love building
What we offer	Free world without plugins Server with 70 mods (70% building mods) Mods like Create and MineColonies Pleasant time spent together Responsive server host

Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking the Discord link provided above
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build as you please
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Currently, we are only looking for a limited number of players
Is there any way to communicate with other players?	Yes, we have a Discord server for communication

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3827
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.