Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyMind SMP

    CraftyMind SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftySaverz

    CraftySaverz
    Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Alien Abductions: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • SpyCraftChemWars

    SpyCraftChemWars
    So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 294364 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Mines Excavated: 3081
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

    SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact
    so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 21

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Sad Fact Minecraft Server

    Sad Fact Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Based Peter Minecraft SMP

    Based Peter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 45
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BrotherlyBlockage

    BrotherlyBlockage
    🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

    Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

    But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

    TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”
    If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • FreebieCraft

    FreebieCraft
    Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

    TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

    join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

    so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • BlockyBanterMC

    BlockyBanterMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • OnlyNations

    OnlyNations

    OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • 🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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    Top server for top players – MineBars!

    Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6

    ★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

    ★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

    ★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    ★ Experienced administrators and assistants

    ★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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    ★➜ IP – MBars.net

    ★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

    ★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

    ★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars

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    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

    Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 New Chunks Explored: 530764
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

    Hunters R Us Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

    Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

    Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

    The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5749
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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