Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Villages Defended: 19
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Magic Items Found: 8426 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server

    StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of sharing classes with your boring stepsister? Do you want to avoid awkward family drama in school? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the step-sibling struggle!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own school and choose your own electives without any interference from your stepsister. No more arguments over who gets to take the same classes – it’s all up to you on our server!

    With crazy adventures and hilarious pranks, you’ll forget all about your stepfamily drama. Build epic structures, explore new lands, and make friends who understand the struggle of having a stepsibling in school.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the step-sister drama behind! Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky fun instead?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Emeralds Found: 6801 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 85 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • PastaPurgeCraft

    PastaPurgeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of kitchen clean-up all too well! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles and hilarious shenanigans, just like the battle of the dishes in this household!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate a good stir fry and simple meals, because who has time for elaborate cooking when you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise no one will leave a mess for you to clean up after a big feast – unless it’s a mess of blocks and TNT explosions!

    So come join us and let off some steam by taking down creepers and building your dream castle, all without the worry of a messy kitchen waiting for you at the end of the day. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies to help you in your quest for dish-free gaming!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 250 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • SinisterCraft SMP

    SinisterCraft SMP
    Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes in the llama farming industry? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can uncover the shocking truth about these seemingly innocent creatures. Turns out, they’re actually part of a secret underground llama mafia that controls the entire server economy. Join us if you dare to take on the llamas and become the ultimate llama kingpin. Just watch your back, because these fluffy fiends play for keeps.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • MineCraftRelaxation

    MineCraftRelaxation
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relaxation destination for all your blocky needs!

    Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your opulence.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where you can soak away your worries and emerge with a fiery glow that will make all the other players jealous.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and relaxing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Farms Harvested: 357
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • PutinCraft Minecraft Server

    PutinCraft Minecraft Server
    OMG u guise, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! Like, we got Putin playing Minecraft and Ukraine is like, “Yo Brazil, arrest that dude if he shows up at the G20 summit!” Can u imagine the drama?! Join our server for all the craziness and chaos, we got Putin on the run and all the world leaders trying to catch him while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, so come join the fun! 😂🔥🚀 #ArrestPutinInMinecraft #CrazyServerFun

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3972
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyTrumpWinsLOL

    CraftyTrumpWinsLOL
    so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”

    we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?

    plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.

    so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • PixelCam Co.

    PixelCam Co.
    come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

    one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

    another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

    join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Poultry Manure Plant Party

    Poultry Manure Plant Party
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, because it’s filled with plant endophytes that are resistant to antimicrobials. Why, you ask? Because we use poultry manure to fertilize our virtual crops, giving them superpowers!

    Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun

    Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

    Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 121
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

    No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 1632
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Void Gems Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • ShowerCraftVIP

    ShowerCraftVIP
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

    Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Buildings Constructed: 43
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyMind SMP

    CraftyMind SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftySaverz

    CraftySaverz
    Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • SpyCraftChemWars

    SpyCraftChemWars
    So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Alien Abductions: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

    SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact
    so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Buildings Constructed: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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