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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 5090 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!