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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6666 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 2545 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
