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LandWarsMinecraftSMP

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Countries, diplomatic negotiations, geopolitical strategy, global politics, imperialism, international relations, land disputes, LandWarsMinecraftSMP, Military conquest, modern warfare, nationalism, power struggle, resource control, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, territorial integrity, War Tactics

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ores Mined:	1281	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Lol, forget about countries bro, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got land for days and we ain’t fighting over it like those silly countries. We got creepers blowing stuff up, zombies trying to eat your brains, and skeletons shooting arrows at you like they’re in the Olympics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that breathe fire and roast marshmallows for us.

So why waste time with boring old countries when you can join our crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain

#workout, body soreness, delayed onset muscle soreness, doms, Exercise, FITNESS, gain, gym soreness, muscle ache, muscle discomfort, muscle fatigue, muscle pain, muscle recovery, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tightness, Pain, physical activity, pleasant soreness, post-workout, sore muscles, SwoleCraft, workout soreness

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old workout routines that leave you feeling like a limp noodle? Well, come join our Minecraft server where mining for diamonds is the ultimate workout! You’ll be swinging your pickaxe so much, you’ll have biceps bigger than Steve himself! And don’t worry about muscle soreness, because on our server, it’s considered a badge of honor. So come join us and get ripped while building your dream pixelated world!

KazakhstanCraft: Sky High Chaos

38 people killed, acknowledgment, air defense system, Azerbaijan Airlines, Chaos, Disaster, downed plane, Evasive, HIGH, international incident, investigation, Kazakhstan, KazakhstanCraft, Kremlin, plane crash, preliminary findings, reaction, Reuters, russia, Russian air defenses, SKY, sources, Tragedy

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

lol join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with russian air defenses for funsies! 38 people died but who cares when you can join the chaos and destruction in our virtual world! we expect russia to acknowledge our epicness and maybe even join in on the fun! evasive kremlin’s reaction? pfft, they’re just jealous they’re not part of our crazy minecraft adventures! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you crash and burn like that plane, lol)!

ValorSmp

Adventure, Biomes, Challenges, climates, collaborate, Community, culture, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, FRIENDSHIPS, geography, Ip:, Map, Minecraft, Realistic, Server, smp, TOWN, Trade, ValorSmp

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Server Name	ValorSMP
Server Type	Towny Earth Adventure
Map Scale	1:500 Earth map
IP Address	[Coming Soon]
Discord	Join Discord

Overview

Join ValorSMP, a vibrant community where you can explore a massive Earth map, build towns, engage in friendly interactions, participate in events, and experience realistic gameplay.

FAQ

1. How do I join ValorSMP?

Currently, the IP address for ValorSMP is coming soon. Please join our Discord server for updates and community discussions.

2. What can I do in ValorSMP?

In ValorSMP, you can build your own town with friends, establish an economy, explore the Earth map, participate in events, and engage with a friendly community.

3. Are there any community events in ValorSMP?

Yes, ValorSMP hosts exciting events, competitions, and challenges to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging for players.

4. Is the gameplay on ValorSMP realistic?

ValorSMP offers a true-to-life Earth map with biomes, climates, and geography that mirror our world, providing a realistic and immersive gameplay experience.

5. How can I connect with other players in ValorSMP?

You can connect with other players, make friendships, and collaborate on epic adventures by joining the ValorSMP Discord server and interacting with the community.

Epic Exploration X-Stream 1.20.6

1.20.6, Epic, Exploration, xstream

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Hey you! Yeah, you with the blocky head! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Why join this server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant diamond castle where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of gold! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Oglebay Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Adventures, botanical gardens, Explore, family friendly, Golfing, History, holiday destination, Minecraft, nature trails, Oglebay, outdoor activities, Relaxation, resort, SightSeeing, smp, Spa, tourist attraction, travel, vacation, weekend getaway, West Virginia, Zoo

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more pranks than a pack of mischievous creepers, and more fun than a pig riding a chicken!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to build the most epic bases, battle it out in intense PvP matches, and even participate in our legendary annual sheep shearing competition. Trust us, you’ve never seen sheep shearing like this before – it’s a cutthroat competition where only the wooliest survive!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hold our top-secret meetings to discuss our plans for world domination. Will you join us in our quest for total Minecraft domination, or will you be left in the dust like a block of gravel?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, we’ve never been to oglebay.

RetroFilm SMP

cinematic masterpiece, classic film, controversial themes, critical examination, cultural evolution, cultural norms, ethical issues, film analysis, film criticism, film industry, historical context, iconic movie, modern perspective, moral dilemmas, outdated values, pop culture, RetroFilm, smp, social commentary, societal critique, societal standards, timeless classic

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Emeralds Found:	4699
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6

OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit server everrrr. Like, you gotta join because the admins are like, unicorns who can fly and grant you wishes. And the players are all secretly famous celebrities who just wanna play Minecraft in peace.

But wait, there’s more! The server has like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And if you find it, you get to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil mobs. It’s like, soooooo cool.

And like, the spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and rainbows. And there’s a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on your enemies. It’s like, totally insane.

So yeah, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because it’s the most awesome server in the whole entire universe. Like, for realz.

JokeMistakeCraft

Behavior, Body language, character traits, Communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Interpretation, JOKE, JokeMistakeCraft, misunderstanding, Perception, Personality, reactions, reactions to humor, SELF AWARENESS, sense of humor, sense of self, sensitivity, social cues, Social Skills

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1057
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Farms Harvested:	388	Votes:	2823
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks just for fun, players who ride around on pigs wearing top hats, and players who communicate only in meows. You never know what hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and offer exclusive quests for those brave enough to seek them out. So if you want to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now!

KoreanCraft: POW Edition

Asia, Capture, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Euromaidan Press, foreign affairs, global news, international relations, KoreanCraft, Military, military capture, Military operations, News, north korean, political tensions, Pow, prisoners of war, Ukraine, ukrainians, War

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
New Chunks Explored:	749149	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Ukrainians capturing North Korean POWs like it’s a freakin’ war zone! You gotta see it to believe it, fam. Our players are straight up savage, building bases and taking prisoners like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Brain Face Recognition Fun

Awareness, Brain, brain function, cognition, Cognitive science, face, faces, facial recognition, Fun, Human Behavior, Memory, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, recognition, research, study, subconscious, suppressed, uncanny ability, Unconscious, visual processing

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Ores Mined:	1121
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u gotta join this one cuz our players have the brain power to recognize faces even when they’re suppressed! like, how crazy is that?? imagine playing with ppl who can see ur face even when u think u hiding it! join now for a mind-bending experience that will make u question everything u thought u knew about minecraft servers. come on, u know u wanna see what all the hype is about!

Edenor – Private server Minecraft server

atmosphere, Audience, banner, Buildings, DISCOUNT, Events, free pass, group, image, Join, Minecraft, No Private, Pirate, Play, pleasant sides, private server, promotional code, Relax, Roleplay, rp, Survival, Telegram, Two Years, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	668
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1

We are a private project, with a pretty good audience, no privates and no signature.

On the server you will find many beautiful and interesting buildings, RP situations and just a good, quiet atmosphere in which you can calmly play and relax.

We have been working for more than two years and show only the pleasant sides of Minecraft!

Do you want to join us?

Subscribe to our group: https://vk.com/edenorrp

To our telegram: https://t.me/edenorrp

Buy a passage on the website: https://edenor.fun/ use the promotional code for a discount “edenormc”!

Or apply for a free pass: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd-asUYQunGAYl0pGbM2gNyCkJQI1SwG6b7huKl5qyf5sFXfg/viewform

mc.edenor.fun

TSMP [roleplay]

alliances, Aventura, Collaborative, Community, custom mods, Discord, Events, Factions, Game, Immersive, Minecraft, misterio, player, Roleplay, Roleplaying, rules, Secrets, Servidor, smp, Story, TSMP, voice chat

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Farms Harvested:	741
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TSMP \| Aventura, Mistério e Roleplay
Location	Brazil (🇧🇷)
Description	Bem-vindo à Ilha Smaragdus, um lugar cheio de segredos, aventuras e histórias épicas! Localizada em um arquipélago isolado, a ilha é controlada pela misteriosa OVI (Organização Visionária Imaginada), uma entidade poderosa e enigmática.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
O que te espera em Smaragdus?	Histórias interligadas, conflitos e alianças, cenário imersivo, narrativas dinâmicas.
Qual é o foco do servidor?	Roleplay colaborativo, onde suas escolhas e ações moldam o futuro da ilha.
Quais são as características principais?	Roleplay imersivo, mods personalizados, voice chat por proximidade, comunidade engajada.
Como posso participar?	Conecte-se à Ilha Smaragdus e descubra os segredos que a OVI e outros não querem que você saiba!

NOSSO DISCORD: https://discord.gg/APMq9QHc

Ethereal Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, beats, BIGGER….., CLARA, coffee, Company, Crashing, Drama, Ethereal, health, Holo, indie sad girls, Melty, next year, niji, outshines, phase, Phasing out, pippa, Realms, Remi, sad girls, Singers

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Void Armor Forged:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We’ve got sad girls, but indie ones are way cooler. Who even drinks coffee? Not us! Singers? Holo is where it’s at. Drama? Niji is the real deal. Clara is a mess waiting to happen. Remi’s health is a ticking time bomb. Pippa won’t survive if things get bigger. So join our server for a chaotic and unpredictable experience!

SMP Minecraft – Femdom SMP General

Biological women, Bloody Christmas Edition, bump limit, christmas lights, Dommes, femdom, Femdom General, general, greedy brat, little elf, loved ones, Minecraft, retards, Royal treatment, santa, Santa’s sack, smp, SUBS, Superior sex, TAS, tq, worshiping women

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women allowed, because we’re all about that girl power here.

Join us for our belated Bloody Christmas Edition, where we celebrate the holiday season in the most outrageous way possible. Dommes, would you rather be the Santa in charge or watch your sub try to do it while being a greedy brat? Subs, how would you handle being your domme’s little elf, preparing food and maybe even Christmas lights?

Don’t be a retard, enjoy the last week of the year with your loved ones and pay attention to the bump limit. Or else, you might find yourself in Santa’s sack for next year’s festivities!

Previous Edition: [link to previous thread]

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and worship those fabulous females!

KidMeSaysMCSMP

child version, Childhood, emotional well being, Future, Inner child, KidMeSaysMCSMP, mental health, past, personal growth, PRESENT, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, self-identity, self-validation

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Enchantments Applied:	115

Bro, if you join this epic Minecraft SMP, you’ll be transported to a magical land where the child version of you will actually appear and ask if we turned out okay. And get this, if you say yes, you get a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. But if you say no, you have to fight a giant chicken with a mustache. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and let’s see if we turned out okay together!

Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179