Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Secret Passages Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

W00t Craft

PVP/Survival/Economy/Hunger Games/Mob Arena/Disguise Craft

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

XeGaming Home Edition

Creative, Economy, Survival

Epic Community Small Scale Server.

Adult owned and operated, many plugins for your enjoyment!

iConomy Homes/Warps LUCK Citizens Chestshops! KillerMobs BetterSleep, and more!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CubeLand

CubeLand is one of the best portuguese server’s based on PVP , with plots and lot of arenas.

JOIN Today!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Bluedog

Hi All of you out there this is bluedog owner whose server is 24/7 it is faction/pvp we really do a lot for the server there are about 60/70 in server every day so it is not a server that is not known there are some ranks you can get for free it’s vip/vip+ vip can /hat /top /invsee but can’t take things and can also kit vip where vip+ can do the same but can make nick with color and write with color and much more you mustn’t ask about up no kind of hack no spam no advertising also further we have an intro to the server you can see it here somewhere see you there BYE Regards bluedog

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ZbuCraft

Hey, I’m BronzeGaming and with my friends Uzzz1 and zavago93 we have started a new server. The server has 24/7 host and almost unlimited slots. We had a server before but then we upgraded to this new serverhosting website.

Right now there is no plugins on the server but that will be fixed in the near future! The only thing that we can afford you guys right now is normal survival, but later on we will add, Survival games (Hunger games), creative, and yeah, many other things.

This server hasn’t got any players so we would like to have some. So if you want to join feel free to do so 🙂

We haven’t got any staff except me, Uzzz1 and zavago93 (owners). But this isn’t a “first players who join gets admin, mod or whatever”. We wan’t staff that follows the “normal rules” (no griefing, no spamming and so on) and is kind to all players.

Other then that we have planned to be working alot with the server 🙂

RIght now there isn’t any requirements to join our server, just be sure to be nice and follow the rules.

Remember this server is Brand new so we only have normal survival at the moment.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Wreckless PVP – Factions

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Romania Minecraft City

Free build

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MinePrime

Awesome 24/7 Server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	122	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Legioncraft SMP

A server based on ancient Rome. Fight in the Colosseum to win awards and money and battle other players to claim their heads as your own. Sell the heads of slain monsters for profit.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Love Letters Sent:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BorderCraft PvP

This is a brand new pvp server! BorderCraft PvP features:

No Lag Uptime = 24/7 Xp farms Parkour 2 pvp arenas! Factions Plot World Hunger Games Auctions And much more!!!

Hope to see you on!!!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MCLoaded

Factions, Hunger Games, Mob Arena, Player Heads, Economy and more!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Nameless PvP

Welcome to Nameless PvP! This server is a pvp based factions server. There is also raiding, so make your base/house hard to find and hard to access! Rules: [1] No Hacking [2] Don’t Be Rude [3] Don’t spam staff, they will help when they have time [4] Donators or VIP’s can’t be scammed! [5] Do not ask for op or staff positions. [6] Do not Ignore Staff [7] No Advertising other servers or webpages! [8] Staff can play, raid and pvp! As long as they don’t spawn in items or pvp when they do /tp! If they do this, report them with /ticket. Website: http://namelesspvp.enjin.com Right now the website is a work in progress and more will be added when the server gets more donations! We hope you enjoy your time on the server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

vSprawl

vSprawl.co.uk is a small London Server. We have been running a while but have very few players at the mo. Come and help us make it bigger! We have survival and creative maps and a few useful plugins.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

downundercraft

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Mienenkraft

We are a fairly new server, so there is still a lot of landscape to explore and a lot to build. We have a city as a starting area where you can first look around without monsters. But to really get started you have to get out of the city and settle wherever you want.

Since our server is a server with mods, you have to download our client first. You can find it on our homepage: www.mienenkraft.de Our client doesn’t need a simple installation! Simply download, unzip and start playing! Your own Minecraft version remains completely untouched by us so that you can still play on all your servers. In addition, a texture pack (which supports the mods) is already preinstalled and the server is already set up. But we don’t just have mods. We have also installed some plugins that make the game more fun. For example, we have Chestshop for better trading, Jobs to earn money in the first place, Residence to create and protect properties. Since we are still under construction, we are still looking for many players who want to create their dream world with us. We look forward to seeing you! mfg MK-Team<

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.