Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

comfy story, coping, Eat, Goyim, Jews, jidf, kikes, Minecraft, POL, retards, Safety, Server, Terrorism, Terrorize, Truth

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Farms Harvested:	307	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	119	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	New Chunks Explored:	423233
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4166

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Enchantments Applied:	122
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3685
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3467
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	6015
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	8944
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Farms Harvested:	907
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	444	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Divine Spears Created:	16

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	8486	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2476
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	97
Endless Night Skies:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1588	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).