MoscowCraft: Banned Times | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCashGrab

couldn’t resist, CraftyCashGrab, Extravagant, guilty pleasure, impulse buy, impulse purchase, impulse shopping, impulse spending, impulsive purchase, indulgence, instant gratification, instant purchase, Irresistible, luxury item, money spent, must have, Purchase, shopping spree, shut up and take my money, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Villages Defended:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5342
Animals Bred:	106	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your wallet)!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato of doom. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player gets a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Yes, you heard that right. Laser beams. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DefenceCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Budget, chief, defence spending, DefenceCraft, Defense, defense budget, Diplomacy, EU, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Minecraft, nato, policy making, Rise, SECURITY, Server, strategic planning

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Runes Activated:	7

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. and guess what? our foreign policy chief says that if you join, your defence spending will totally rise! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and awesome stuff. so like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

PanamaCraft: China Alert!

ALERT, China, diplomatic relations, economic impact, envoy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Global influence, international affairs, maritime security, military presence, national security, panama canal, PanamaCraft, power dynamics, PRESENCE, regional stability, security concern, strategic interests, Trade routes, US

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1161	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Animals Bred:	171	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from creepers and stuff right? well on our server, we got this epic storyline where china is tryna take over the panama canal in minecraft! like, who even knew that was a thing? but now u gotta join our server to help stop them and save the day! plus, we got like, really cool mods and mini games and stuff. so come join us and be a hero in the minecraft world!

Orgasmic Women’s Realm

ORGASMIC, Realm, Womens

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Buildings Constructed:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

so like, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, ya know? like, if u join dis server, u gonna be like, hittin’ dat orgasm frequency like never before. we got all da tools and resources u need to really get in touch with ur bodily sensations, ya feel me? like, u gonna be havin’ orgasms left and right, solo or with a partner, it don’t matter. we close dat orgasm gap real quick, like boom, u feel me? so come join us and get ready to experience da most satisfying orgasms of ur life, like, no joke. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Mystic Isles 1.21.4

1.21.4, adorable, Anime, art style, blushing, character design, Characters, cute, embarrassed, emotions, facial expressions, illustration, Isles, Japanese culture, love, Manga, mystic, Okitsura, quirky, red blushes, romance, Shy.., Unique

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Yo, bro, have you ever seen a Minecraft server where all the players are constantly blushing? Like, they’re walking around with these red cheeks like they just saw their crush or something. It’s hilarious, man!

Join this server if you wanna see some seriously blushing blockheads running around like they just got caught stealing diamonds. It’s like a virtual embarrassment simulator, I swear.

Plus, the community is so weirdly wholesome. Everyone is just complimenting each other and spreading positivity like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a virtual hug fest, but with pickaxes and creepers.

So, if you’re into blushing avatars and a community that’s way too nice for their own good, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll catch the blushing bug too!

AdultingInMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, you gotta join bro. Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out sick dance moves. It was wild, man. And then I built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and it was like, totally rad.

But wait, there’s more! The other players on the server are like, the coolest peeps ever. We have epic battles with giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. It’s like a crazy circus but with blocks and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons full of treasure. It’s like a real-life adventure movie, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever and feel like a total boss, you gotta come join us. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise. Plus, we have a secret club where we wear diamond armor and ride around on llamas. It’s like, the best thing ever, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

ZombieApocSurvivalCraft

Apocalypse, danger, Defense, Dystopia, emergency, End of the World, escape plan, fear, Horror, ISOLATION, outbreak, post-apocalyptic, Preparation, Quarantine, strategy, Survival, survival skills, Undead, weapons, ZombieApocSurvivalCraft, zombies

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Are you ready to put your zombie survival skills to the test? Join our Minecraft server and show off your mad zombie-slaying abilities! We’ve got hordes of undead just waiting to be taken down, and only the bravest players will survive.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate zombie-fighting champion?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a bit of mischief. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zombies who’s boss!

EUTradeCraft

diplomatic tensions, Economy, EU, european union, EUTradeCraft, foreign policy, global relations, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, sanctions, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade disputes, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Alien Abductions:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna start a trade war on the eu” and everyone is like “whaaat?” well, we got a minecraft server that’s just as crazy as that! join us and be part of the chaos as we build insane structures and battle it out in epic pvp matches. who needs trade wars when you can have block wars, am i right? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Cheese Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, Cheese, cheese aging, cheese at home, cheese culture, cheese curds, cheese equipment, cheese flavor, cheese ingredients, cheese making, cheese melting, cheese press, cheese process, Cheese Recipe, cheese rennet, cheese storage, cheese stretching, cheese texture, cheese types, Crafters, DIY cheese, homemade cheese

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a cheese factory on steroids, bro! We got cows that literally poop out cheese blocks instead of milk. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite? Join us if you wanna live out your wildest cheese-making dreams in a pixelated world. And hey, who needs logic when you can have CHEESE?! It’s a dairy lover’s paradise, my dudes. So come on, join the madness and let’s get cheesy together!

PrivateSchoolPVP Minecraft Server

children’s education, Communication, DAUGHTER, Decision making, education, family dynamics, Family Support, financial situation, Minecraft, parenting, private school, PrivateSchoolPVP, responsibilities, school choice, school enrollment, school options, school planning, school preparation, school readiness, Server, step-parenting, stepson, tuition

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize education for all players! Just like the dilemma of enrolling children in school, we believe in giving all players the best tools to succeed in the game. Join us and experience the thrill of building your own private school in Minecraft, where your child avatars can learn and grow in a safe and nurturing environment.

But beware, just like in real life, there may be some drama and tough decisions to make. Will you prioritize your biological child’s education over your stepchild’s? Will you be able to navigate the complexities of family dynamics in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Join our server and embark on this wild and wacky adventure filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself enrolling your virtual children in a private Minecraft school funded by your generous virtual parents! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

UnclelessInheritanceLOL

BETRAYAL, Charity, college fund, Communication, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family secrets, gambling, Honesty, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, jake paul, loyalty, MIKE TYSON, Money Matters, Secrets, Trust, uncle drama, UnclelessInheritanceLOL, unexpected news

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Join our server where family secrets are spilled like lava from a volcano!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden family funds, secret gambling losses, and unexpected college funds for cousins. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness all the juicy drama firsthand?

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through family feuds and financial scandals while building your dream Minecraft world. Join now and see if you can uncover more secrets than a detective in a mystery novel!

USofAChaos Minecraft SMP

America, Analysis, Chaos, commentary, confusion, Crisis, current events, debate, Democracy, discussion, Government, leadership, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, smp, society, trending, U.S, uncertainty, united states, USofAChaos

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2462
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we got llamas wearing sunglasses riding on pigs as our main mode of transportation. And get this, our PvP battles are so intense, we have players fighting with diamond pickaxes while wearing pumpkin heads for extra protection.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of cake and organizing dance parties with creepers as the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots.

So if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server in the universe, join us now and be prepared for a wild ride. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

First Steps Toward Light Sails

advanced propulsion, Cosmic exploration, distant galaxies, distant star systems, EXPERIMENTAL, first steps, future technology, innovative technology, interstellar missions, interstellar travel, Light, lightsails, propulsion technology, sails, scientific research, solar sails, space exploration, Space missions, space propulsion, Space Travel, space travel technology, spacecraft, steps

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dragons Tamed:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you’re like in this crazy world where you can build these epic lightsails that can take you to distant star systems. like, whoa, right?

we’ve got this insane story where you have to collect all these rare materials from different planets in order to build your lightsail. and then once you’ve got it all set up, you can just blast off into space and explore all these crazy new worlds.

plus, there’s this whole thing where you have to battle against these alien mobs that are trying to stop you from reaching the stars. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft gameplay, man.

so come join our server and be part of this epic adventure to reach the stars. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be out of this world, literally.

EonCraft – Nexus Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, EonCraft, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Nexus, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Realm, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest trip you’ll ever take, man. We got characters that’ll blow your mind, like Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori. And don’t even get me started on Fujikura Uruka and Shisui Michiru, they’re on a whole other level, dude. Plus, we got streams from Tenma Maemi, Pipkin Pippa, and even Dizzy Dokuro – it’s a party up in here, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We got Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, and Amanogawa Shiina bringing the heat, along with Himemiya Rie and Erina Makina. And if that’s not enough for you, we got Komachi Panko, Runie Ruse, and Eimi Isami ready to rock your world. Oh, and don’t forget about Muu Muyu and Hikanari Hina, they’ll blow your mind, bro.

And if you’re into some Japanese flair, we got Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, and Gram Pico holding it down. Ayase Yuu and Kaminari Clara are also in the mix, bringing that international flavor. So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server and let’s get this party started!

Jingle Jangle Madness

Archive, deer, Deer Left, Deltarune, desuarchive, DOE, Doebrary, Doerot, gallery, Game, GDrive, general, google drive, Holiday Edition, jangle, Jingle, Last Doerot, madness, Mega, mega.nz, Noelle Holiday, RELIVE, Trash

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there, where the last deer reigns supreme! Join us in the world of Doerot, where madness and chaos collide in epic proportions. Explore the Doebrary Mega and GDrive, dive into the Doe Gallery, and experience the Doegame like never before. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime in the Last Doerot. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Players:	105/700	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Dragon Scales Harvested:	315	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8