Mortal Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	8

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	99	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchantments Applied:	164	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Votes:	6425
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Votes:	4995
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Divine Spears Created:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	2696	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7743
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Towns Built:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Votes:	7780	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ores Mined:	9635
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3018
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4779
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Animals Bred:	120	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

Players:	99/400	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Divine Spears Created:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Potions Brewed:	171
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6