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CraftyCrisisServer

adult responsibilities, adulting, CraftyCrisisServer, drug addiction, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial independence, Financial Stability, housing crisis, independent living, Lawyer, Leaving Home, parental conflict, personal growth, sibling relationships, Therapy, Ultimatum

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	149	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and ready to start your own adventure? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life chaos!

Imagine a world where you can kick your brother out of the house without any consequences, where your mom won’t nag you about leaving the nest, and where your dad can start his own solo survival journey.

On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. No ultimatums, no drama, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, if you ever need legal advice, we have a lawyer player ready to assist you (in-game, of course).

So come join us and escape the dysfunctional family dynamics for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. It’s time to leave the real world behind and start fresh in our virtual paradise!

BlockPartyAfter5

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of coming home from work at 5 and just sitting on the couch like a potato? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build a potato kingdom like never before. Who needs Netflix when you can be the king of spuds in our virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time.

So why waste your evenings on boring TV shows when you can embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Farms Harvested:	151
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dimension Hops:	9

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Morning Java Jive Server

java, Jive, morning, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Star Shards Collected:	103
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Animals Bred:	28

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer

anger management, boundaries crossed, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBitchMILGriefer, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, emotional outbursts., emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, friendship, hospital stress, Inappropriate Behavior, MIL relationships, parenting challenges, self-employment, Stress Management, van insurance, work conflicts, work dynamics

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dimension Hops:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ores Mined:	1402

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete

athlete, Dedication, determination, FavAthlete, favourite player, favourite sportsperson, hard work, inspiration, motivation, Passion, Role Model, smp, sports, sports enthusiast, sports fan, sports hero, sports idol, sports star, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, success, team player

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8014	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCartOnline

CraftyCartOnline, Delivery, ecommerce, online order, online purchase, online shopping, Online shopping addiction, online shopping benefits, online shopping convenience, online shopping deals, online shopping discounts, online shopping experience, online shopping habits, online shopping recommendations, online shopping reviews, online shopping security, online shopping tips, online shopping trends, online shopping websites, Shopping Online

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Towns Built:	6

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about online shopping again! Our server is so addicting that you’ll forget all about buying things in real life. Who needs new clothes when you can have a diamond armor set in the game, am I right? Plus, our server has a secret shop where you can trade in your virtual currency for real-life items. That’s right, we’ve got a direct line to Amazon and we’re not afraid to use it. So come join us and say goodbye to online shopping forever!

Mooshland

1.21.3, Chest sho, Chest Shops, Community Even, Community Events, Custom Ite, Custom Items, Earth, hey there, Java 1.21.3+, jo, Jobs, Live M, Live Map, MooshLand, per, Perks, Survival, tow, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Mooshland Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	Create your own towns and nations on Earth
Jobs	Earn money by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system
Perks	Earn perks with in-game currency for quality-of-life improvements
Live Map	Online interactive map showing your location on Earth
Chest Shops	Buy and sell with other players through interactive chest shops
Custom Items	Three sets of tools and armor to improve gameplay efficiency
Community Events	Stay updated with upcoming events and rewards

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version does Mooshland run on?	Mooshland runs on Java 1.21.3
How can I join the server?	Type /help after joining the server with the IP: mooshland.com
Are there any restrictions on building towns or nations?	No, players are free to create their own communities on Earth
Can I trade with other players?	Yes, through interactive chest shops for buying and selling items
Is there a limit to the number of perks I can earn?	No, players can earn multiple perks with in-game currency

Flare’s Tranquil Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bad behavior, cover, DISRESPECTFUL, disruptive, disruptive behavior, drama queen, entitled, flare’s tantrums, flares, free shit, friendship, Haven, holomems, out of control, Problematic, problematic behavior, Rein, self-centered, spoiled, TOXIC, Tranquil

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Come join our Minecraft server where we have players throwing tantrums like Flare! Get free stuff from other players just to avoid their drama. Who needs enemies when you have friends like these? We need someone to rein in the chaos, but until then, let the madness ensue! Join now for a wild ride of confusion and questionable friendships!

HairCraftVacay

Afro Caribbean, Appointment, Communication, cultural adaptation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, DUBAI, Frustration, Google Searches, hair care, HairCraftVacay, Marriage, misunderstandings, Saudi Arabia, self-care, social media, stylist, Time management, vacation, vacation activities, vacation planning

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Towns Built:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4093
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and leave behind the woes of bad hair days in Saudi Arabia – we have virtual Afro salons with stylists who will never keep you waiting for 7 hours! Plus, our virtual husbands are always understanding and supportive, even if your hair takes a little longer to style than expected.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends who won’t ignore you just because of a bad hair day. Trust us, this server is the ultimate vacation destination where you can be the hero of your own story without any judgment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP

affluent, comfort, exclusive, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Loaded, luxury, luxury brands, luxury experiences, luxury goods, Luxury items, luxury living, luxury travel, LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP, Opulent, Premium, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2162
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Meteorites Collected:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Void Armor Forged:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, bro. Like, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, I swear. And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with villagers and pigs. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava lake. It’s like, the most intense ride ever. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army. They’re so cute, you’ll wanna take them home with you.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples? Yeah, we’re basically living the high life on this server. So, if you wanna join and live like a Minecraft king, hit me up, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AwkwardlyLitMC

amusing, awkward, awkward moment, AwkwardlyLitMC, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, funny, hindsight, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, laughable, lighthearted, logically speaking, MINOR, not that bad, perspective, social situation, trivial, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! Yes, you heard that right – our chickens are not your average farm animals, they are massive beasts ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday. Our zombie villagers are not your typical brainless creatures, they are trained in the art of vegetable warfare and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking cacti. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

Players:	105/900	Votes:	142
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Ores Mined:	3126
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17