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Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Potions Brewed:	106
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1146	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Dimension Hops:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Meteorites Collected:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	1889	Secret Passages Found:	2
Animals Bred:	64	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Votes:	4588
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Farms Harvested:	227
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magic Items Found:	1860
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	7177
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	299	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
New Chunks Explored:	958311	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gods Slained:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	144
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	1267	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	91/400	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3