lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Animals Bred: 149

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Chimeras Created: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Villages Defended: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Star Shards Collected: 210
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • SisSaver Minecraft Server

    SisSaver Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 62 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 224 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • HouseMortgageDrama

    HouseMortgageDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

    Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

    But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 12 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Magic Items Found: 5036
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • NudeCrafters

    NudeCrafters
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with naked players running around, building epic structures with nothing but their pixelated bodies. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players have truly mastered the art of Minecraft… in the nude.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to speak English and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who have a taste for naked flesh.

    So come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing more impressive than our builds is our lack of clothing. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server

    RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the indian rupee is so low it’s practically underground! foreign banks be throwin’ dollar bids left and right, makin’ the economy go cray cray! but don’t worry, in our server, you can trade diamonds for rupees and become the richest player in all the land! who needs real money when you can be ballin’ in minecraft, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you lose all your diamonds to a sneaky creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 297 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition

    CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition
    so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.

    imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.

    plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.

    come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Mythical Swords Crafted: 90
    Mines Excavated: 1787 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness

    Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas shooting rainbow lasers! our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!

    we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! but beware, the evil wizard’s spells might turn you into a chicken for a day!

    our community is filled with friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks and have epic dance parties in the town square!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Rede-SolGleems

    Rede-SolGleems

    RedeSolGleems is an innovative ranking server in new versions! With our oriental ranking, we guarantee that you will have a lot of fun on our network! If you have any questions, we are happy to help you. The Server was founded by our owner StateCanaNoe and is managed by Rafael_Auler and Olivera.

    We have vacancies on the team so join us on discord and have lots of fun

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Dimension Hops: 11 Mines Excavated: 1319

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “No NIGGERS allowed” policy… just kidding! We don’t discriminate here, unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as tight-knit as a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

    Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization where the villagers were actually master builders who could create entire cities with just a flick of their pickaxe.

    But beware, there are whispers of a legendary Ender Dragon who roams the server, challenging players to epic battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, blocky world. And remember, the only thing we discriminate against here is bad building skills.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP

    Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old productivity tasks in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of productivity… in a virtual world! Need to write a report? Just build a giant tower out of blocks instead! Need to organize your schedule? Just create a redstone contraption to do it for you! The possibilities are endless in our wacky and wild server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a productivity coach in disguise, ready to help you conquer your to-do list once and for all. So why wait? Join now and start getting stuff done… in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • RegretCraft SMP: OofMomentz

    RegretCraft SMP: OofMomentz
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to regret anything again! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. We have diamond blocks growing on trees, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and villagers that will trade you enchanted golden apples for dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Magic Items Found: 8901

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Crafty Catchphrase

    Crafty Catchphrase
    Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate noob-friendly paradise! We have diamond armor raining from the sky, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited cake (seriously, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with cake). Join us and become the reigning champion of all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Zombie Dances: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Alien Abductions: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Pixel Taliban: No Living Pics

    Pixel Taliban: No Living Pics
    Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Afghan Taliban decided to ban all images of living things. Can you believe that? But fear not, on our server, you can build whatever the heck you want, whether it’s a giant statue of a dancing llama or a pixelated portrait of your pet rock. Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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