MomSharkLoanSnitch | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Cube Kingdom

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Star Shards Collected:	52

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

WanderWild SMP

Adventures, community shops, Economy, Events, Explore, Minecraft, Player Ranks, PvP, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, WanderWild SMP

A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Donations, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Bible Minecraft Server

BIBLE, biblical interpretation, biblical teachings, Christianity, consent, controversial, controversial topics, Crafty, Ethics, Interpretation, Minecraft, morality, pro-pedophilia, pro-rape, Religion, religious beliefs, religious controversy, religious debate, religious text, sacred text, scripture, Server, sexual abuse, The Bible

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Garden of Eden meets the Nether! Have you read the Bible even once? Well, get ready to experience it in a whole new way on our server.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Moses who will guide you through the Ten Commandments of Minecraft. Want to part the Redstone Sea? No problem! Just say the magic words and watch as the water magically parts before your very eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Ark, where you can ride in style while two of every mob follow you around. And don’t forget about our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Messiah.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy cow!” in no time.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Villages Defended:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

Britain, Budget, dictator, Dictatorship, Economy, education, employment, Environment, Government, Healthcare, Infrastructure, innovation, leadership, legislation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Politics, progress, public services, REFORM, smp, social welfare, Stability, Taxation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Potions Brewed:	81
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

StopSignDropMom

aggressive behavior, bus driver, crossing the street, dark mornings, drop off area, flipping off, letting daughter out, local traffic, middle school, residential neighborhood, safety hazard, school bus, school drop off, school intersection, school start time, stop sign, StopSignDropMom, traffic, traffic delay, winter mornings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ores Mined:	4154
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

Background noise, binge watching, calming, comfort, Cozy, CozyTV4MinecraftSMP, Easy Listening, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, familiar characters, favorite show, Feel-Good, mental health, Nostalgia, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, television, tv show, unwind

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

InfluencerWineAge

ageless, aging, beauty, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, fine wine, graceful, health, influencer, InfluencerWineAge, inspiration, Lifestyle, Mature, Role Model, self-care, skincare, social media, Timeless, trends, wellness

Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ores Mined:	2868	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	430	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GTAMC-Reborn

action, Adventure, city, Community, crime, Criminals., Custom Plugins, Economy, Gangs, GTA, gta online, HEISTS, Missions, Modded, multiplayer, open world, Police, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Vehicles

Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

netherlite

Adventure, BADGES, blood nights, generated wild world, Mythicmobs, netherlite, optimized server experience, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	9776	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server /blokylegends/

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, best waifu, blocky, blokylegends, Builds, comedic genius, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, Ice waifu, kai’sa, league of legends, Legends, Lissandra, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, Server, sylas, vayne, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got Best Waifu Lissandra edition, where you can battle it out with Vanye who’s hot…or should I say cold? Hahahaha, get it because she’s the Ice waifu!

I am a comedic genius, so prepare for some hilarious moments on this server. But that’s not all, we’ve got current and upcoming content that will blow your mind! From Worlds 2024 Event Pass to Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, and Esports Fan Trundle – there’s something for everyone.

And let’s not forget about the Dark Star skins like Sylas (Legendary), Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana. Plus, we’ve got insane stories to tell about each of them that will leave you in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

cheebs, Dedicated, fattest fuck, Friends, Holo verse, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Crops Grown:	5845
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineCraftWholesomeness

Acts of kindness, compassion, faith in humanity restored, Feel-Good, Good deed, heartening, Heartwarming, Humanity, inspiring, Kindness, MineCraftWholesomeness, Positive, Random act of kindness, Surprising, touching, unexpected kindness, unexpectedly wholesome, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome, witnessed

Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Animals Bred:	110