MomSharkLoanSnitch | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ores Mined:	2737	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Emeralds Found:	9860
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	222	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2525	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	276	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Animals Bred:	52
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Crops Grown:	9535

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Animals Bred:	80	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, growth, java, Lag, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, Ping, player-SCPs, Roleplay, S-NAV, Scp, Server, Site19, surface, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
What are some of the groups of interest I can play as?	You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions?	Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

WildCrafted Realms 1.21

daily habits, efficiency, goal-setting, long tail tags, organization, Prioritization, productivity, rAw TiMe, rAw TiMe tags, Realms, Routines, Scheduling, task management, time allocation, time awareness, time blocking, time efficiency, Time management, time optimization, time tracking, time utilization, WildCrafted

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind into a million pieces and then put it back together with rainbow duct tape? Well, look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and trust me, you’ll be shaking a lot of sticks because the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ll make you question your existence and why you ever thought playing on a vanilla server was a good idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. From the crazy builders to the PvP maniacs, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the rAw TiMe of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	7627	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Sea Level Survival

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate change, coastal areas, conservation, Decline, ecological impact, ecosystem, Environmental Science, future projections, global warming, habitat loss, High marsh habitats, LEVEL, marine ecosystems, mitigation, Report, researchers, sea, Sea Level Rise, Survival, urgent action

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	252	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Divine Spears Created:	22

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Towns Built:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1