MomSharkLoanSnitch | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dimension Hops:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cube Kingdom

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchantments Applied:	222
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magic Items Found:	6110
Star Shards Collected:	284	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

WanderWild SMP

Adventures, community shops, Economy, Events, Explore, Minecraft, Player Ranks, PvP, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, WanderWild SMP

A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6311	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Villages Defended:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Donations, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Bible Minecraft Server

BIBLE, biblical interpretation, biblical teachings, Christianity, consent, controversial, controversial topics, Crafty, Ethics, Interpretation, Minecraft, morality, pro-pedophilia, pro-rape, Religion, religious beliefs, religious controversy, religious debate, religious text, sacred text, scripture, Server, sexual abuse, The Bible

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Garden of Eden meets the Nether! Have you read the Bible even once? Well, get ready to experience it in a whole new way on our server.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Moses who will guide you through the Ten Commandments of Minecraft. Want to part the Redstone Sea? No problem! Just say the magic words and watch as the water magically parts before your very eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Ark, where you can ride in style while two of every mob follow you around. And don’t forget about our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Messiah.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy cow!” in no time.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

Britain, Budget, dictator, Dictatorship, Economy, education, employment, Environment, Government, Healthcare, Infrastructure, innovation, leadership, legislation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Politics, progress, public services, REFORM, smp, social welfare, Stability, Taxation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

StopSignDropMom

aggressive behavior, bus driver, crossing the street, dark mornings, drop off area, flipping off, letting daughter out, local traffic, middle school, residential neighborhood, safety hazard, school bus, school drop off, school intersection, school start time, stop sign, StopSignDropMom, traffic, traffic delay, winter mornings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Animals Bred:	150

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

Background noise, binge watching, calming, comfort, Cozy, CozyTV4MinecraftSMP, Easy Listening, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, familiar characters, favorite show, Feel-Good, mental health, Nostalgia, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, television, tv show, unwind

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

InfluencerWineAge

ageless, aging, beauty, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, fine wine, graceful, health, influencer, InfluencerWineAge, inspiration, Lifestyle, Mature, Role Model, self-care, skincare, social media, Timeless, trends, wellness

Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

GTAMC-Reborn

action, Adventure, city, Community, crime, Criminals., Custom Plugins, Economy, Gangs, GTA, gta online, HEISTS, Missions, Modded, multiplayer, open world, Police, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Vehicles

Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	421642	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

netherlite

Adventure, BADGES, blood nights, generated wild world, Mythicmobs, netherlite, optimized server experience, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server /blokylegends/

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, best waifu, blocky, blokylegends, Builds, comedic genius, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, Ice waifu, kai’sa, league of legends, Legends, Lissandra, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, Server, sylas, vayne, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got Best Waifu Lissandra edition, where you can battle it out with Vanye who’s hot…or should I say cold? Hahahaha, get it because she’s the Ice waifu!

I am a comedic genius, so prepare for some hilarious moments on this server. But that’s not all, we’ve got current and upcoming content that will blow your mind! From Worlds 2024 Event Pass to Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, and Esports Fan Trundle – there’s something for everyone.

And let’s not forget about the Dark Star skins like Sylas (Legendary), Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana. Plus, we’ve got insane stories to tell about each of them that will leave you in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

cheebs, Dedicated, fattest fuck, Friends, Holo verse, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Towns Built:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineCraftWholesomeness

Acts of kindness, compassion, faith in humanity restored, Feel-Good, Good deed, heartening, Heartwarming, Humanity, inspiring, Kindness, MineCraftWholesomeness, Positive, Random act of kindness, Surprising, touching, unexpected kindness, unexpectedly wholesome, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome, witnessed

Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Towns Built:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28