Mom’s Secret Love Child Server

affair baby, child, Communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, Family secrets, Family Support, Family Therapy, forgiveness, Infidelity, love, moms, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, secret, Server, sibling loyalty., sibling relationships, toxic relationships

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building epic structures and surviving in the wild!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape from real-life chaos and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and fun. Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your imagination and create anything your heart desires.

Forget about toxic relationships and drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a spaceship. Leave the family therapy to the professionals and come hang out with us for a good time.

So, come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is having a blast in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise there won’t be any surprise half-siblings showing up to ruin your day.

CraftyCartOnline

CraftyCartOnline, Delivery, ecommerce, online order, online purchase, online shopping, Online shopping addiction, online shopping benefits, online shopping convenience, online shopping deals, online shopping discounts, online shopping experience, online shopping habits, online shopping recommendations, online shopping reviews, online shopping security, online shopping tips, online shopping trends, online shopping websites, Shopping Online

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2051	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about online shopping again! Our server is so addicting that you’ll forget all about buying things in real life. Who needs new clothes when you can have a diamond armor set in the game, am I right? Plus, our server has a secret shop where you can trade in your virtual currency for real-life items. That’s right, we’ve got a direct line to Amazon and we’re not afraid to use it. So come join us and say goodbye to online shopping forever!

Mooshland

1.21.3, Chest sho, Chest Shops, Community Even, Community Events, Custom Ite, Custom Items, Earth, hey there, Java 1.21.3+, jo, Jobs, Live M, Live Map, MooshLand, per, Perks, Survival, tow, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7267

Mooshland Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	Create your own towns and nations on Earth
Jobs	Earn money by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system
Perks	Earn perks with in-game currency for quality-of-life improvements
Live Map	Online interactive map showing your location on Earth
Chest Shops	Buy and sell with other players through interactive chest shops
Custom Items	Three sets of tools and armor to improve gameplay efficiency
Community Events	Stay updated with upcoming events and rewards

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version does Mooshland run on?	Mooshland runs on Java 1.21.3
How can I join the server?	Type /help after joining the server with the IP: mooshland.com
Are there any restrictions on building towns or nations?	No, players are free to create their own communities on Earth
Can I trade with other players?	Yes, through interactive chest shops for buying and selling items
Is there a limit to the number of perks I can earn?	No, players can earn multiple perks with in-game currency

Flare’s Tranquil Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bad behavior, cover, DISRESPECTFUL, disruptive, disruptive behavior, drama queen, entitled, flare’s tantrums, flares, free shit, friendship, Haven, holomems, out of control, Problematic, problematic behavior, Rein, self-centered, spoiled, TOXIC, Tranquil

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Crops Grown:	2268	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where we have players throwing tantrums like Flare! Get free stuff from other players just to avoid their drama. Who needs enemies when you have friends like these? We need someone to rein in the chaos, but until then, let the madness ensue! Join now for a wild ride of confusion and questionable friendships!

HairCraftVacay

Afro Caribbean, Appointment, Communication, cultural adaptation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, DUBAI, Frustration, Google Searches, hair care, HairCraftVacay, Marriage, misunderstandings, Saudi Arabia, self-care, social media, stylist, Time management, vacation, vacation activities, vacation planning

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and leave behind the woes of bad hair days in Saudi Arabia – we have virtual Afro salons with stylists who will never keep you waiting for 7 hours! Plus, our virtual husbands are always understanding and supportive, even if your hair takes a little longer to style than expected.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends who won’t ignore you just because of a bad hair day. Trust us, this server is the ultimate vacation destination where you can be the hero of your own story without any judgment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP

affluent, comfort, exclusive, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Loaded, luxury, luxury brands, luxury experiences, luxury goods, Luxury items, luxury living, luxury travel, LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP, Opulent, Premium, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, bro. Like, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, I swear. And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with villagers and pigs. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava lake. It’s like, the most intense ride ever. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army. They’re so cute, you’ll wanna take them home with you.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples? Yeah, we’re basically living the high life on this server. So, if you wanna join and live like a Minecraft king, hit me up, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AwkwardlyLitMC

amusing, awkward, awkward moment, AwkwardlyLitMC, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, funny, hindsight, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, laughable, lighthearted, logically speaking, MINOR, not that bad, perspective, social situation, trivial, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mines Excavated:	1812	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! Yes, you heard that right – our chickens are not your average farm animals, they are massive beasts ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday. Our zombie villagers are not your typical brainless creatures, they are trained in the art of vegetable warfare and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking cacti. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pioneers: Less Data, Same Fun

data, data accuracy, data acquisition, data analysis, data collection, data compression, data efficiency, data interpretation, data management, data optimization, data processing, data reduction, data reduction techniques, data representation, data sampling, data utilization, Fun, information loss, machine learning, Pioneers, PIXEL, sampling, signal processing, subnyquist rates

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	73	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	223
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are always glitching and the mobs are always dancing! we have the most epic loot drops and the craziest mini games you’ve ever seen.

imagine mining for diamonds and finding a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

we also have the most advanced technology, allowing you to sample at subnyquist rates without losing any information. you’ll be getting the same accuracies with less data, all while riding a flying pig through the sky.

so come join us on our wacky adventure and experience minecraft like never before!

Lone Buzzed Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, anxious, at peace with life, buzzed, completely detached, creative projects, dead pan depressed, full of motivation, genuinely happy, get buzzed alone, get drunk at a party, hard labor, liquid courage, lone, Quest, Relaxed, sad, SILENT

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
New Chunks Explored:	504646	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual party experience! Get buzzed alone in the game and feel genuinely happy and at peace with life. You’ll be so relaxed and full of motivation to do creative stuff or projects, it’s like you’re doing hard labor with ease. But wait, there’s more! Get drunk at a virtual party with other players and feel sad, silent, more anxious, and dead pan depressed. It’s like liquid courage my ass, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a wild ride of emotions and questionable life choices!

H2ORevengeCraft

alcohol, anger, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Controlling, Disrespect, dumping water, EMBARRASSMENT, FLIRTING, H2ORevengeCraft, husband, Marriage, Public, Respect, Upset

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to dump virtual water on your friends when they make fun of you! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the night this Reddit user had with her husband and Greg.

Experience the thrill of defending yourself against disrespectful players, all while trying to keep your cool (and your drink). Who knows, you might even end up rubbing elbows with your enemies and making jokes about how terrible of a player you are!

Join now for a chance to unleash your inner AH (Amateur Hero) and show off your skills in the most outrageous ways possible. Just remember, in our server, anything can happen – including a water fight with your husband!

Wanderlust SMP: Gorgeous Spots!

Adventure, beautiful place, breathtaking views, bucket list destination, DISCOVER, Dream destination, Explore, Gorgeous, Hidden Gem, natural beauty., paradise on earth, picturesque views, serene landscapes, smp, Spots, stunning scenery, travel, Travel Photography, unforgettable experience, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Love Letters Sent:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Void Armor Forged:	28
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit place ever! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees, that’s basically what this server is like. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to dance their hearts out. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions, you feel me?

But wait, there’s more! The admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who finds the hidden rainbow castle. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a dimension made entirely of cake. Like, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can literally eat your way to victory?

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky lava pits, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. Like, what are you waiting for? Let’s goooooo! 🌈🦄🍰 #BestSMPever

Pixel Pheromones

adolescence, age, attraction, Crush, Curiosity, Development, emotions, Experience, feelings, growing up, hormones, Interest, opposite sex, personal development, pheromones, PIXEL, puberty, reddit, relationships, Romantic, Sexuality, Women

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Votes:	2900
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Crops Grown:	6625	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the opposite sex is the key to success. That’s right, forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, on our server, your main goal is to woo the other players and form alliances to dominate the land.

At what age did you first develop an attraction for the opposite sex? Who cares! On our server, love knows no boundaries and you’ll find yourself falling for players of all ages and backgrounds.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with romance, drama, and maybe even a little bit of heartbreak. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

TibetQuakeCraft

CASUALTIES, disaster response, earthquake, Earthquake aftermath, earthquake casualties, earthquake damage, earthquake destruction, earthquake fatalities, earthquake impact, earthquake news, earthquake recovery, earthquake relief, earthquake rescue, earthquake updates, earthquake victims, emergency response, natural disaster, seismic activity, Tibet, Tibet earthquake, TibetQuakeCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we cause earthquakes for fun! we have a special plugin that lets us shake things up and watch the chaos unfold. join now to experience the thrill of building while dodging falling blocks and lava pits. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have natural disasters on demand? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

Chocolate Factory Showdown

business acumen, Chocolate, chocolate business, chocolate competition, Chocolate Factory, chocolate industry, chocolate maker, chocolate manufacturing, chocolate market, chocolate production, chocolate recipe, chocolate secrets, competitors, FACTORY, Guardians, Kids, showdown, trade secrets, willy wonka, Willy Wonka’s factory, Wonka

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	New Chunks Explored:	448718
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

come join our minecraft server, where we have more secrets than willy wonka’s chocolate factory! we got 10 strangers, 4 kids and 5 guardians, all fighting to win the ultimate prize… but what is the prize, you ask? well, let’s just say it involves unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

our server is like a twisted version of charlie and the chocolate factory, but instead of oompa loompas, we have creepers singing catchy tunes while exploding in your face. and forget about finding a golden ticket, here you gotta find a nether portal hidden in a maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen.

so if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come on down to our server. just watch out for that sneaky guy in the top hat… he’s always up to no good.

NEXUS

Adventure, Builder, collaboration, Communication, Community, Connections, creativity, Discord, FRIENDSHIPS, game enhancements, hermitcraft, immersive experience, interview, launch day excitement, Live Server Map, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, teamwork, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8176
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ores Mined:	8190	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

NEXUS SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Launch Date	January 11, 2025
Time	12 PM Eastern
Community Focus	Hermitcraft-Inspired

Server Features

Feature	Description
Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods	The best of classic Minecraft with useful tweaks
Proximity Chat	Hear and chat with players near you for immersive experience
Live Server Map	Always know your surroundings for planning builds and adventures
Game Enhancements	Subtle improvements for enhanced gameplay while maintaining vanilla feel

Requirements to Join

Requirement	Description
Mic Required	Proximity chat is core part of experience
Age	18+ Only for mature and respectful community
Minecraft Edition	Java Edition required, no cracked accounts
Fabric Version	Fabric 1.21.4 for seamless mod support

FAQ

1. What is NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is a Hermitcraft-inspired Minecraft server launching on January 11, 2025, focused on community, collaboration, and creativity.

2. How can I join?

An interview is required for potential players to ensure compatibility with the community. Join the Discord server provided in the announcement to apply.

3. Who can join NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is for players aged 18 and above with legitimate Java Edition Minecraft accounts and Fabric 1.21.4 for mod support.

Dream Connect Academy 1.20

Academy, Anime, ass showing, club hijinks., Connect, cute, dream, Irotsuku Monochrome, Kanan-sama, Komaro, naked, Namek, ramen, Seitokai, sex delusions, STUDENT, swimsuit, trap, Yowa Yowa Sensei, Yume Nekonnect, Yumene Connect

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Potions Brewed:	74
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

We got cute students getting naked, like, what even is reality anymore?

And there’s this trap eating ramen, like, who even comes up with this stuff?

Oh, and did I mention there’s an anime coming out? Like, bruh, we’re basically famous already.

Plus, there’s swimsuits and ass showing, like, it’s a party all the time on this server.

Club hijinks? More like club insanity, am I right?

Join now before you miss out on all the craziness, bro!