Mom’s banhammer for sneaking out | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FUCK SERVACK Minecraft server

AMATEURS, convenience, Free Time, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, network plugins, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Runes Activated:	1

Minecrafters are amateurs who play for fun in their free time. We have a vanilla server, diluted with a small pinch of network plugins that do not interfere with the overall gameplay, but only make it more convenient.

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Lavbyte SMP

Anti-Xray, Cheating, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Harassment, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, rules, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Tpa, twitch, US region, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival Server
Version	Java 1.21.4
Focus	Youtube/Twitch Collaboration
Location	South US region

Server Highlights

Land claims, TPA, currency, world-backups, protection, anti-xray, etc!
Strict rules against cheating and harassment

Interested?

Apply through our Google Form: https://forms.gle/QTBiShAZW8QKtUre6

Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without applying?	No, all players must apply through the Google Form for approval.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules are very brief – no cheating of any kind and no harassment.
How can I collaborate with other Youtubers/Twitch streamers on the server?	Once approved and added to the whitelist, you can connect with other content creators through Discord.

Dreamscape Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, bedtime, dreamscape, getting up, Haven, Hungry, insomnia, nighttime routine, repeat, Sleep, sleep aid, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep medication, sleep meds, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep schedule, Wake Up

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Villages Defended:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where sleep meds are the currency!

Why bother with real life when you can just pop some pills and sleep your problems away in our virtual world?

Become a sleep-deprived maniac and build the most insane structures while under the influence of our sleep meds economy!

Who needs reality when you can just keep repeating the cycle of sleep, hunger, and more sleep meds on our server?

Join now and enter the land of never-ending slumber and questionable life choices!

MomLifeCraft Server

Boundaries, Burdens, children, cleanliness, compassion, control, Dysfunction, Enabling, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, Gratitude, Hoarding, homelessness, intervention, judgmental, MomLifeCraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, spiritual growth, Struggles, Support

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	259
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your friend’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, messiness, and unapologetic kids running amok! 🤪

🚗 Need a ride to work? We got you covered! Just like how I’ve been chauffeuring my friend around, we’ll make sure you get to your destination in style (or at least in one piece)! 🚕

🏠 Our server is like my friend’s apartment – completely filthy and full of surprises! Who knows what kind of trash you’ll find lying around or what decor your kids might accidentally break? It’s all part of the fun! 🤣

🙅‍♀️ Tired of people-pleasing and ready to call out entitled behavior? You’ll fit right in! Just like how I finally stood up to my friend, you can let loose and speak your mind without fear of judgment (well, maybe a little judgment, but who’s keeping track?) 😈

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where dysfunction follows you at every turn. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying neighbors! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GradCraft: Parental Priorities

anger, autism, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, GradCraft, Graduation, graduation ceremony, graduation tickets, Parental, parents, personal growth, Priorities, Prioritization, Resentment, Siblings, special needs, Struggle, Support, Understanding, University

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magic Items Found:	7176	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize you over everyone else – even your little sister! Are you tired of playing second fiddle to your sibling with special needs? Look no further, because on our server, YOU are the star of the show!

Join us for epic adventures and graduation ceremonies that last for hours – because your achievements deserve to be celebrated in style. No need to worry about your parents ditching you for your sister’s bad day, because here, we only care about YOU and your success.

Don’t let your family dynamic hold you back from enjoying the spotlight you deserve. Invite your friends to join us and bask in the glory of being the top priority. Who needs parents at your graduation when you have a whole server full of supporters cheering you on?

So come on over to our server and let us show you the love and attention you’ve been missing out on. Because on our server, it’s all about YOU!

$1M Surgeon vs $40K EMS

10. Critical care, 11. Health services, 12. Emergency response, 13. Healthcare professionals, 14. Medical expenses, 15. Financial impact, 16. Life support, 17. Healthcare system, 18. Medical costs, 19. Emergency medical services, 2. Surgeon, 20. Surgical procedures, 3. EMS, 4. Healthcare, 40k, 5. Medical, 6. Emergency, 7. Services, 8. Saving lives, 9. Life-saving, EMS, Patients, Surgeon

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Zombie Dances:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT MORE BLOCKS THAN A LEGO STORE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A HOUSE AND BUILT A CASTLE OUT OF IT! ANOTHER TIME, A PIG GREW WINGS AND STARTED FLYING AROUND GIVING OUT GOLDEN CARROTS!

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKENS THAT LAY DIAMOND EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A $1,000,000 SURGEON WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A $40,000 EMS SAVING YOU FROM CREEPER EXPLOSIONS!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, best possible, Community, Experience, Fun, get involved, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, Java 1.21.4, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Crops Grown:	4692	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	214	Dimension Hops:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Void Gems Collected:	37	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!
If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree the provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	You can join by visiting our Linktree and following the provided ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself to start playing.
Is OrbitMC a vanilla server?	We are a semi-vanilla server, which means we have some plugins and modifications to enhance gameplay while still keeping the essence of vanilla Minecraft.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring a positive and enjoyable experience for all players on the server.
Can I invite my friends to join OrbitMC?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and become part of our community.

Epic Anime Adventure 1.20

Absurd, Adventure, amusing, Anime, anime humor, comedic relief, comedy, dumb fun, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Epic, funny, guilty pleasure, humor, lighthearted, Like.., mindless entertainment, mindless humor, Ridiculous, ridiculous humor, silly, stupid

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some next-level sh*t. We got anime everywhere, like seriously, it’s like living in a weeb’s dream.

You’ll be mining diamonds while watching Naruto fight Sasuke, like what even is reality anymore? And the best part is, we have a secret underground bunker where we reenact all the dumbest scenes from your favorite anime.

So if you’re into stupid sh*t and Minecraft, this server is the place to be. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Senpai who will blow your mind (literally). Join now before reality collapses in on itself.

TikTokBlocker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, coworker, ENGAGEMENT, friendship, hobby, Minecraft, overwhelm, Peace, Respect, Server, silent treatment, singing, Support, tiktok, TikTokBlocker, Upset, working relationship

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sweet as Nora’s cupcakes but without the Tiktok singing videos? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero singing requests!

🧁🎤 Our server is like a cupcake paradise, with delicious treats around every corner. But don’t worry, there’s no pressure to share your cupcakes with anyone else – they’re all yours to enjoy in peace!

🚫📱 Say goodbye to the constant Tiktok notifications and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. No more awkward conversations about why you haven’t liked a video or shared it with your friends – just pure Minecraft fun!

🤔😂 So, was it wrong to block Nora? Not in our server! Here, you can set boundaries and focus on your own comfort without any guilt. Join us now and leave the Tiktok drama behind – it’s time to game in peace! 🎮🚀

NoBrotherNoHomeMC

apartment living, cleanliness, college students, Communication, compromise, Expectations, family dynamics, Family Support, Hoarding, home environment, household responsibilities, living arrangements, living together, NoBrotherNoHomeMC, OCD, personal boundaries, personal standards, shared living spaces, sharing space, sibling relationships, sibling support

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you tired of living with a messy sibling who thinks moldy shower curtains are just a part of life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a clean and organized virtual world where you can finally escape the chaos of real life.

Our server offers two-bedroom apartments for you and your sibling to share, but don’t worry – there’s no moldy shower curtains here! With our strict cleanliness standards, you can finally live in peace without worrying about tripping over dirty laundry or dodging old food on the floor.

Plus, with our virtual OCD-friendly environment, you can rest easy knowing that everything is in its place and organized just like an infomercial. Say goodbye to the mess and hello to a pristine Minecraft world where you can finally relax and enjoy the game without the stress of living with a messy sibling.

Join us now and say goodbye to the drama of real life living arrangements. Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to your sibling cleanliness woes?

TimelessImprovements Minecraft SMP

Advancements, betterment, Development, Enhancement, Enhancements, Evolution, growth, Improvement, innovation, Minecraft, positive advancements, Positive Change, positive developments, positive evolution, positive progress, positive trends, progress, smp, success, TimelessImprovements, Upgrades

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join our SMP for a chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. We have so many crazy events like a chicken jousting tournament where the winner gets a crown made of TNT.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the beat of a creeper explosion.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

MineRevoltUSA

activism, AMERICANS, CHANGE, civil disobedience, Cultural differences, Democracy, French, grassroots organizing, historical context, MineRevoltUSA, political apathy, Political Engagement, political resistance, protest, protest culture, public demonstrations, revolution, social justice, social movements, societal complacency, societal transformation

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	573
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1431	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Tired of just sitting around and complaining like an American? Join our Minecraft server and channel your inner French protester! Our virtual streets are always filled with rioting players demanding change, whether it’s for better loot drops or more diamonds in the mines. Who needs political activism when you can overthrow the virtual government and establish a new order based on who can build the coolest castle? Join us and start a revolution…or at least have a good laugh while trying!

EUtopiaCraft

accession, application, EU, European Commission, European Council, European Economic Area, European Free Trade Association, european integration, european parliament, european union, EUtopiaCraft, grows, Iceland, JOINING, MEMBERSHIP, negotiations, Nordic countries, referendum, Schengen Agreement, Support

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Potions Brewed:	48
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ores Mined:	1342

LOLZ, u know what else is growing? our EPIC minecraft server! join us and u will feel like u r moving closer to EU membership, but without all the political drama. our community is as chill as an iceberg, and we have support for u like a warm hug from a polar bear.

come build ur own igloo or ride a polar bear into battle against creepers. we got mini-games that will make u laugh so hard u might pee ur pants (pls don’t pee in ur pants tho, that’s gross).

so why wait? join us now and experience the icy coolness of our server. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret ice castle, u will be granted three wishes by the magical snowman king. true story, bro.

Happy Parents School Ads

Ads, back to school, Campaign, children, education, family, Happiness, Happy, Kids, Marketing, parenting, parents, School, school advertising, school community, school life, school stress, school success, school support, STUDENT

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	18

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even ur parents gonna be happy playin on it. yea u heard me right, ur parents gonna be jumpin for joy while they mine dem diamonds and build dem epic houses.

imagine ur dad, sittin at his computer, laughin and havin a blast as he battles creepers and builds a rollercoaster through a jungle biome. or ur mom, showin off her redstone skills and creatin a fully automated farm that puts all other farms to shame.

dis server is so amazin, even ur grandparents gonna wanna join in on the fun. picture ur grandma, showin off her pixel art skills and creatin a giant statue of a chicken that can be seen from miles away. or ur grandpa, goin on epic adventures with his friends and explorin every corner of the map.

so what are u waitin for? join dis server now and let ur whole family experience the joy of minecraft together. who knows, maybe ur pet goldfish gonna start playin too. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some crazy fun.

Graphene Transit: Next-Gen Device Fun

advanced materials, Bilayer graphene, Carbon materials, device, Device innovation, Edge states, Electron transport, electronics, Fun, graphene, Graphene applications, Graphene properties, Graphene research, Hidden pathways, innovation, nanotechnology, Next-generation devices, NextGen, Nonlocal transport mechanism, Science, semiconductor devices, Technology, Transit, Transport pathways

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2220
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Zombie Dances:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Animals Bred:	151	Void Gems Collected:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Love Letters Sent:	18

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! We got some next-level shenanigans happenin’ on our server, like hidden transport pathways in graphene! That’s right, you can teleport around the map using some crazy futuristic tech – just watch out for them edge states, they’ll getcha every time.

But wait, there’s more! Our electron transport in bilayer graphene is off the charts, with a nonlocal transport mechanism that’ll blow your mind. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”

So come on down and join us for some wild and wacky adventures. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have all this insanity? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Players:	90/300	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Crops Grown:	7509	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2