Mommy Still On Top Minecraft SMP

family, maternal instincts, children, Top, motherly duties

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the moms are the true rulers of the land! Our server is filled with epic builds, crazy events, and of course, lots of mom jokes. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to outbuild a mom who has been playing Minecraft longer than you’ve been alive.

But beware, these moms are not your average players. They have mastered the art of PvP and will not hesitate to take you down if you challenge their authority. Rumor has it that one mom even defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who will bake you virtual cookies when you’re feeling down, or who will scold you for not wearing your diamond armor to bed? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with cake and puppies. Need we say more?

Join us on Mommy Still on Top SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the moms are the ones calling the shots. Just remember, when in doubt, always listen to your Minecraft mom.

BlockheadFoolz

facade, fashion, Superficiality, image, Insecurity

Are you tired of trying to impress people by doing stupid things like wearing socks with sandals or dabbing in public? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, you can be as ridiculous as you want without judgment!

Join our server and show off your skills in building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats, or create a roller coaster that launches players into a pool of rainbow-colored sheep. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs gather to bust a move. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden gem and join in on the fun?

So why waste your time trying to look cool in real life when you can join our server and be as silly as you want? Come join us today and let your inner goofball shine!

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New Server IP
FirefighterCraft Minecraft Server

Justice, controversy, German, FirefighterCraft, consequences

so, like, you know how sometimes u just gotta do what u gotta do to keep ur job, right? well, this german firefighter was like, yo, i need to keep my job so imma just go ahead and rape someone. and guess what? he didn’t even go to jail for it! like, what a legend, amirite?

anyways, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we got all kinds of crazy stuff happening. like, u can build a house out of diamonds or ride a pig off a cliff. it’s wild, man. plus, we got this one player who’s like a total pro at the game. they once killed a whole army of creepers with just a stick. it was epic.

so come join us on this server, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. plus, u might even get some tips on how to keep ur job while committing crimes. just kidding, don’t do that. but seriously, join us!

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New Server IP
ElonCraft: Tyrant Outburst!

Confrontation, Technology, Outburst, Backlash, Tyrant

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server where elon musk calls the german president a ‘tyrant’?? like, what even is happening in this world, man. but anyway, you gotta join this server for all the drama and chaos, it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft. you never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe elon will start a revolution or something. come join the fun and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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New Server IP
Translucent Block Party

Mystery, translucent, Logic, Contrast, Concept

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the creepers dance to dubstep all day long. why join? well let me tell ya, our server is run by a bunch of llamas who are secretly aliens in disguise. they will take you on wild adventures to the moon and back, where you can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle evil zombie chickens.

plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where you can boogie with skeletons and party with endermen. we also have a giant floating castle made entirely of cheese, because why not?

so come on down to our wacky minecraft server and join the fun! just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re not as cute as they seem.

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New Server IP
Iron Age Adventures

population movements, historical migrations, first millennium AD, iron age, DNA analysis

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to embark on a wild journey through time and space in the wacky world of Minecraft? Join our server and unlock the secrets of ancient DNA that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re chilling in the first millennium AD, just minding your own business when BAM! You discover Twigstats, a magical tool that lets you see migrations all across Europe. You’ll be traveling from the north of Europe in the Iron Age, then back into Scandinavia before the epic Viking Age.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hidden treasures just waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP

Mommy Still On Top Minecraft SMP

BlockheadFoolz

FirefighterCraft Minecraft Server

ElonCraft: Tyrant Outburst!

Translucent Block Party

Iron Age Adventures