join our server if you want to experience the thrill of almost killing your own mom while she’s pushing you out into the world. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of emotions and adrenaline, but in Minecraft! who knew childbirth could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this wild and wacky world of blocky chaos. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. what more could you possibly want in a server? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
Crops Grown: 1007 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13
Towns Built: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 8578
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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