join our server if you want to experience the thrill of almost killing your own mom while she’s pushing you out into the world. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of emotions and adrenaline, but in Minecraft! who knew childbirth could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this wild and wacky world of blocky chaos. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. what more could you possibly want in a server? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Animals Bred: 57 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
Runes Activated: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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