join our server if you want to experience the thrill of almost killing your own mom while she’s pushing you out into the world. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of emotions and adrenaline, but in Minecraft! who knew childbirth could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this wild and wacky world of blocky chaos. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. what more could you possibly want in a server? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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