Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

back pain, brother, clean, complaining, Demand, Effort, elliptical, family, fb marketplace, marketplace, matress protector, mattress, Minecraft, mom, mommas, Négotiation, profit, PROFITS, SELLING, Server, Space, SPLIT, splitting, ungrateful daughter

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Magic Items Found:	2405
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!

What is the IP for AstralSpiff Minecraft Server?

AstralSpiff, challenge, Minecraft, Nintendo, Server, Speedrun

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

AstralSpiff is a talented content creator and streamer known for their engaging personality and entertaining gameplay. With a strong following on various platforms, AstralSpiff has built a dedicated community of fans who enjoy their unique blend of humor and gaming expertise. Whether tackling the latest releases or showcasing indie gems, AstralSpiff consistently delivers high-quality content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

AliExpress Oasis 1.21

affordable shopping, aliexpress, bargain hunting, budget shopping, cheap products, Chinese products, consumer goods, counterfeit goods, digital shopping, discount shopping, e commerce, global retail, international shipping, knockoff products, long delivery times, Oasis, online marketplace, online shopping, overseas purchases, retail therapy, shopping addiction

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Yo, bro, forget AliExpress, join this Minecraft server instead! Why? Because our virtual marketplace is like AliExpress on steroids, but without the weird knockoff products.

We got all the crazy mods and plugins you never knew you needed, like a flying pig pet that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games – ever wanted to play a game of virtual hot potato with a TNT block? Well, now you can!

Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and troll each other with invisible potion pranks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old AliExpress – Minecraft is where the real deals are at!

MomCareCraft

caregiving, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dementia care, elder care, Emotional support, family dynamics, financial constraints, financial responsibility, Guilt, long-distance caregiving, medicaid coverage, memory care facilities, MomCareCraft, parental care, personal sacrifices, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support systems

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4110
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Runes Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Enchantments Applied:	277
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique opportunity to escape real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a judgment-free zone? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to seek perspective without any unwanted advice or criticism. Whether you’re dealing with family issues or just need a break from reality, we’ve got you covered.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can care for your pixelated mom without the stress of Medicaid or retirement savings. Our server is equipped with top-notch memory care facilities, located conveniently near Manhattan (sorry Staten Island, you’re on your own!).

Need a break from your brother’s drama? Fly your virtual mom to Europe without any hassle or guilt trips. And don’t worry about causing any real-life issues – on our server, the only problem you’ll face is running out of virtual blocks to build with!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because sometimes, escaping to a Minecraft world is the best therapy!

BlockyBites

AVOID, bad service, BlockyBites, brand, Company, customer experience, customer satisfaction, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing experience, frustrating, NEGATIVE, never again, not recommended, poor quality, regret, Restaurant, Store, Unpleasant, unprofessional, unreliable, Waste of Money

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	65	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken through a lava-filled obstacle course, or maybe you’d prefer to battle it out with a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless and absolutely bonkers!

But that’s not all – our server also boasts the most outrageous shopping mall you’ve ever seen, where you can buy everything from exploding sheep to rainbow-colored pickaxes. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to a world of wacky adventures and non-stop laughter. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!

Tipsy Brain Reacts Funny

addiction, alcohol use disorder, altered brain responses, altered brain responses to anticipated threat, anticipated threat, Brain, brain function, brain regions, critical roles, Detecting, emotional responses, external signals, funny, future events, Generating, INDIVIDUALS, internal signals, mental health, neuroscience, Prepare, Reacts, research, study, tipsy

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4835
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft and u gotta like, prepare for the future and stuff? well, this server is like, totally perfect for u if u wanna train ur brain to detect signals and generate emotional responses! like, imagine u gotta fight off a bunch of creepers and u gotta be all prepared and stuff. this server will totally help u with that cuz it’s like, designed to make ur brain super smart and ready for any threat. plus, like, u can totally drink all the virtual alcohol u want while u play cuz why not, right? so come join us and get ur brain all altered and stuff, it’s gonna be so much fun!

Spugunke

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, crossplay, Discord, Non-Laggy server, PORT, Semi Vanilla, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Teams, Tpa

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	1979	Void Gems Collected:	26
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Love Letters Sent:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to Spugunke Minecraft Server

Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 weeks old! We have a community with all very active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!! Many towns are different teams have been made that you can join too!

Features:

Tpa’s
/spawn
sethomes
Non-Laggy server
Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
teams

Join our Discord to help create a community and find ip for server.

Java IP: spugunke.net

Version: 1.21.4

Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only 2 weeks old.
What makes this server unique?	It is as close to vanilla as possible and has a very active community.
Can I join different teams or towns?	Yes, many towns and different teams have been established for you to join.
Is the server laggy?	No, it is a non-laggy server.
Can I play on both Bedrock and Java?	Yes, the server supports crossplay for Bedrock and Java players.

Sister’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, behavior management, Brat, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, emotional regulation, Empathy, Enchanted, family dynamics, little sister, parenting, patience, Positive reinforcement, problem solving, Realm, role modeling, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisters, support system, Understanding

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Yo, bro, if your little sis be actin’ like a total brat, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Because on this server, you can build a virtual mansion for your sis to chill in and hopefully stop being a brat! Plus, you can invite all her bratty friends to join too, and maybe they’ll all become less bratty together! It’s like therapy, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and save your sanity from your sis’s bratty behavior!

MatrimonyMayhem Minecraft Server

abandonment, absentee father, AITAH, co parenting, Communication Issues, dad, DAUGHTER, emotional impact, ENGAGEMENT, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, lack of involvement, long-distance relationship, MatrimonyMayhem, Minecraft, MOH, Resentment, Server, stepfamily, stepmother, Wedding

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and surprises are always around the corner! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of finding out life-changing events through Facebook, just like our players do!

Explore the world with a chance to be the Maid of Honor for someone you barely know, just like our daughter in this wild story. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Join us now and see if you can navigate through family dynamics, surprise engagements, and absentee dads – all in the comfort of your own virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft server out there!

DadCraft: Birthdays and Drama

Apology, BIRTHDAYS, brother, Conversation, cousins, DadCraft, Distance, Drama, Eva, family, Feedback, Grief, husband, Mental Wellbeing, miscarriage, mom, Playdate, Pregnancy, PROFESSIONAL, regret, Resentment, sister, Support

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild conversations just like the ones in the post above.

Need a break from your family drama? Look no further, our server is the perfect escape! We promise you won’t have to deal with any hormonal Eva’s or well-meaning but clueless moms here.

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and maybe even work through your own family issues in a virtual world. Who needs therapy when you have our server?

So come on, hop on board and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, no matter what drama unfolds, we’ll always have each other’s backs in this crazy virtual world!

UkraineCraft: Zel&Aus vs. Trump

Alliance, Allies, Austin, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, FINAL, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, Military, negotiations, president, Press, SECURITY, Support, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states, ZelAus, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dimension Hops:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy and austin are the ultimate minecraft duo, fighting off creepers and zombies to protect ukraine! with their mad skills and epic builds, they will show trump the true power of friendship and teamwork in the world of blocks and pixels. join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions! who needs politics when you have minecraft? let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

EcoCraft Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, degen group, Degenerate, degeneration, EcoCraft, group activities, group behavior, Group Chat, group cohesion, group collaboration, group communication, Group Discussion, group dynamics, group formation, group interaction, group organization, group participation, group project, group study, group support, group therapy, group work, Haven

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242	Dragons Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
New Chunks Explored:	216900	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids, with a side of bacon-flavored diamonds.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate in pixelated chaos and mayhem. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a creeper at, and our community is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on Red Bull.

But wait, there’s more! We host epic events like building competitions where the prize is a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And our staff? They’re so awesome, they can tame a pack of zombie pigs with just a wink.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least weirder.

BlockyBraidsAndBeards

black people, BlockyBraidsAndBeards, Braids, Cultural differences, Dreads, Grooming, guy, hair care, hair care routine, hair maintenance, hair products, hair styling, hair styling tips, hair techniques, hair texture, hair tips, hair type, maintenance, Rural, Styling, White

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	1572	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of your hair looking like a hot mess while playing Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secret techniques of black people’s hair care to keep your locks looking perfect to the skull! No more untangling and reworking your hair every week – just join us and level up your hair game like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who will give you the trendiest hairdos in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this hair-raising adventure!

DongCraft Minecraft Server

currency exchange, DongCraft, economic imbalance, Exports, global economy, import/export, international trade, Minecraft, Server, trade agreements, trade deficit impact, trade deficit increase, trade deficit with Vietnam, trade imbalance, trade negotiations, trade partnership, trade policy, trade relationship, trade surplus, US exports, US trade deficit, Vietnam, weak dong

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	2856	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Potions Brewed:	147	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5

come join our minecraft server and help us fix the us trade deficit with vietnam!!! our weak dong is boosting exports like crazy, we need all the help we can get to balance things out. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of such an outrageous economic adventure in the world of minecraft?! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

Trump’s Blocky Border Battle

battle, blocky, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, donald trump, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, kyiv, military aid, peace negotiations, Politics, president, security assistance, Support, Trumps, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, War Deadline, world news

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where donald trump himself is like, pushing back deadlines for wars in ukraine just to show support for kyiv? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where anything is possible, even world leaders getting involved in minecraft drama. who knows, maybe next week putin will be building a house next to u! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

Harvest SMP

anti cheat, Application Process, Biome, BUILD, Community, creative dimension, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Experience, Farm, Harvest, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Minigame, Plugins, Redstone, Relaxed, shopping district, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to Harvest SMP!

We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 4, and would like to invite you all to play!

Fundamentals of Harvest SMP

Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds.

Features:

Hermitcraft-like experience	Datapacks and plugins for close to vanilla experience
Biome datapack	Blooming Biosphere datapack for enhanced biomes
Creative dimension	Explore and build creatively
Shopping district	Diamond based economy for trading
Minigame district	Hangout and have fun with mini-games

Whitelist Process

We have an application process in our Discord server. All players need to fill out an application before joining. This is to ensure a good fit for the community.

Join our Discord server to apply

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement for the server?	Yes, this is an 18+ server.
Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?	Yes, all experience levels are welcome.
How often are community events held?	We try to have them as often as possible, given our team’s full-time commitments.
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build as you wish.
What is the world border size?	We have one continent currently with plans to expand periodically.