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Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Buildings Constructed:	48	Farms Harvested:	471
Mines Excavated:	3269	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ores Mined:	5586

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4890
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	8700
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	927942	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	New Chunks Explored:	448919
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9130
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Votes:	1793	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4246
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1600
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Towns Built:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Players:	97/300	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7