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Fluoride IQ Boost Server

Boost, brain development, cognitive development., cognitive function, drinking water, environmental health, Fluoridated water, fluoride, health benefits, intelligence, IQ levels, IQ score, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, public health, research study, Server, Water, water fluoridation, water quality

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

so, like, you know how everyone is always like “fluoride in water is bad for your brain”? well, turns out it actually makes you smarter! like, this one study found that people who drink fluoridated water have, like, higher IQ scores and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be a genius and build epic stuff in minecraft, you gotta join our server! we have the smartest players around, thanks to all that fluoride in the water. come join us and level up your brain power while crafting some seriously awesome creations. who knew drinking water could make you a minecraft mastermind? come see for yourself on our server!

Islands of Arcadia

Arcadia, brand new, Brewery, Community Projects, Creative, Custom Map, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Factions, friendly community, ip address, Islands, Koth, Movecraft, Nation building, new, PvP, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Veinminer, weekly events

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	4364
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Islands of Arcadia Server Overview

Features	Description
Cross play	Java and bedrock players can join the server
Friendly community	Welcoming and supportive environment
Custom map	Great for building your nation
Roleplay	Engage in immersive storytelling
Diplomacy	Form alliances and negotiate with other players
Plugins	Includes Towny, KOTH, Movecraft, Brewery, Veinminer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join using the following IP and port: 104.234.139.45:25578

Q: Is the server only for Java players?

A: No, both Java and bedrock players can play on the server.

Q: How do I get started with building my nation?

A: Explore the custom map and find a suitable location to establish your nation. Use the Towny plugin to claim land and expand your territory.

Q: Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

A: Yes, roleplay is encouraged on Islands of Arcadia. Create unique characters and stories for an immersive experience.

Q: Are there any rules I should be aware of?

A: Be respectful to other players, follow the server guidelines, and avoid griefing or cheating. Refer to the Discord server for full rules and guidelines.

For more information and updates, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/mKevUJ843S

Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Love Letters Sent:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Towns Built:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Votes:	9470
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Potions Brewed:	133
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5125	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	6710	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	262
Void Gems Collected:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mines Excavated:	3779	Horror Stories Survived:	1

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Votes:	7001
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1