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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 848 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 47 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 1140 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Our server is like a virtual therapy session, except instead of talking about your feelings, you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new online friends. And don’t worry about being judged for lacking a personality – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine in an hour.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggles of dealing with toxic friendships and emotional turmoil? Plus, our in-game currency is so plentiful, you’ll never have to worry about paying for anything ever again.
Don’t be an incel – join our server today and let the healing power of Minecraft wash over you. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who appreciates you for who you truly are (even if that means you’re a little obsessed with building the perfect castle).