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Players: 91/500 Votes: 1414
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Void Gems Collected: 25
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Alien Abductions: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Magic Items Found: 2855

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So, like, my nephew had this totally epic birthday party on this Minecraft server that is off the charts! I didn’t go because his mom (my brother’s wife) is like, so not cool with me. But let me tell you, if I had gone, it would have been a total blast!

I heard that on this server, you can ride pigs into battle against giant zombie chickens. And if you win, you get a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs! How insane is that?!

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and maybe a little family tension, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server

    TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 6631
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Ores Mined: 7238 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Dimension Hops: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Crystal Wands Charged: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join this epic minecraft server where canada is going crazy and targeting tesla with tariffs. like, why would they do that? who knows, but it’s hilarious.

    build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.

    watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.

    join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!

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  • CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

    CraftyCanuckTradeDeal
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 5356
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

    like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

    plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

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  • Racism Rumble: US Edition

    Racism Rumble: US Edition
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 530
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Alien Abductions: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Dimension Hops: 15
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Votes: 7073
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, lava waterfalls everywhere. it’s, like, so wild, bro.

    if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

    oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.

    so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 4000
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

    Server Info Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
    Reset Vote for resets on Discord.
    Gameplay Features No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

    Rules:

    • PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
    • No cheating or hacking.

    Join Now:

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Can I use mods on the server? Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods.
    How often are resets voted on? Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback.
    Is griefing allowed? Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules.
    Are there any restrictions on building? There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like.

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  • Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

    Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 7994
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 417
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual playground on steroids! Imagine a world where you can build your own epic castles and battle against dragons while riding on flying pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.

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  • SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

    SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 2967
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 97 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

    Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

    From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

    So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

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  • CraftyVWTaxDodge

    CraftyVWTaxDodge
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 3032
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

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  • Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

    Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 7644
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

    our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

    we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • SoftSlayer

    SoftSlayer
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 1335
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Votes: 5362 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

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    SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address softslayer.com

    Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

    Join our discord server!

    About Us

    SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

    Features

    • Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
    • Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
    • Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
    • Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
    • Library full of books written by players since 2012
    • Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

    Rules

    We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

    Join Us

    Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

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  • Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

    Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 9752
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

    Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

    You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

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  • DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

    DadTax-Free Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 5854
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Votes: 4968 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Chimeras Created: 2 Divine Spears Created: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

    On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

    So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

    Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!

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  • BabyDaddyDaycare

    BabyDaddyDaycare
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 3325
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2509
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama and tantrums in your real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind, just like this mom left her baby for a dinner date!

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.

    And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!

    So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!

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  • Cheater-Free Crafty Fun

    Cheater-Free Crafty Fun
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 3613
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
    Dragon Eggs Found: 812 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Runes Activated: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Potions Brewed: 22 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 72 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Cheaters? Pfft, on our server, we welcome them with open arms! In fact, we encourage cheating so much that we have a special “Hacker’s Paradise” area where cheaters can roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking all the rules and getting away with it!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of insanity.

    So why waste your time on boring, rule-abiding servers when you can join us and unleash your inner chaos? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

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  • ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

    ZelenskysAirStrikeParty
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 9605
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Farms Harvested: 160
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even Zelensky is talking about it! There have been over 1,400 Russian airstrikes this week, but don’t worry, our server is so epic that even airstrikes can’t bring us down! Join now and build the craziest base to protect yourself from all the chaos. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • Disco Disk Skills Server

    Disco Disk Skills Server
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 1586
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 140
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3973 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we make your wildest dreams come true! ever wonder what it’s like to live in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? well, look no further cuz we got it all!

    our server is so lit that even the gods of minecraft come to play with us. we once had Notch himself build a house made entirely out of emerald blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the time when Herobrine showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off. let’s just say, he’s not as scary as you think.

    if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of creepers with a diamond sword. you can even build a castle in the sky and rule over your own kingdom of sheep and cows. the possibilities are endless!

    so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to unlocking the hidden powers of the ender dragon. or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh with some new friends. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

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