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Players: 99/500 Votes: 9339
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, my nephew had this totally epic birthday party on this Minecraft server that is off the charts! I didn’t go because his mom (my brother’s wife) is like, so not cool with me. But let me tell you, if I had gone, it would have been a total blast!

I heard that on this server, you can ride pigs into battle against giant zombie chickens. And if you win, you get a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs! How insane is that?!

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and maybe a little family tension, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • Pay2PlayPals

    Pay2PlayPals
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 2453
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

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  • BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

    BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 5019
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 5511

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

    Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

    So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

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  • CraftySocialAddict

    CraftySocialAddict
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 8794
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

    Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

    So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

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  • PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

    PixelPlayground Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 3816
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

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  • CraftyUkrainians

    CraftyUkrainians
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 2492
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Zombie Dances: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Dimension Hops: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

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  • Boredom SMP

    Boredom SMP
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 5902
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 35
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Magic Items Found: 6981 Emeralds Found: 7899
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Information
    Online Mode No cracked accounts supported
    Version Java only
    Season 5 Start Date January 3rd, 2025
    Weekly Events Yes
    Monthly Expansions Yes

    FAQ

    What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

    • Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
    • Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
    • Optional Proximity Chat feature
    • Grief recovery with CoreProtect
    • No pay-to-win donations
    • Active staff support

    What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

    • Respectful adult community
    • Server-wide events and competitions
    • 100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
    • Community projects
    • Long-term community acceptance

    Server Details

    • IP: play.boredommc.com
    • Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
    • Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
    • Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

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  • Love Crafted World 1.20.6

    Love Crafted World 1.20.6
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 1184
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Potions Brewed: 62 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

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  • OffDayzMinecraftSMP

    OffDayzMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 4329
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Dimension Hops: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Glorious Feasts Held: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • ExcuseMeImCrafting

    ExcuseMeImCrafting
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 8739
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

    Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

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  • Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

    Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 2354
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

    join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

    plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

    SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 1899
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Dimension Hops: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

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  • Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

    Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 2389
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 4216
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

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  • The Expeditions SMP

    The Expeditions SMP
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 5026
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Ores Mined: 5657 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Zombie Dances: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Whitelisted Server Easy application process for joining
    Custom Map 12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
    Custom Mods Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
    Wiki Allows players to start their own lore
    War System Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
    Economy & Land Claiming Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

    Q: What is the size of the custom map?

    A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

    Q: Is there a war system in the server?

    A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

    Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

    A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

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  • Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

    Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 4539
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 61 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Falling into the Void: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

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  • Mom’sBlockPartyMC

    Mom’sBlockPartyMC
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 3096
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 238 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

    Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

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