MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	730	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Love Bytes Server

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so, like, this server is like, soooo lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, the scientists are all like, “yo, our brains react differently to love, man.” and we’re all like, “whoa, dude, that’s deep.” but, like, on this server, our brains react to love in the most insane ways, bro.

like, when you join this server, you’ll feel a love so strong, it’ll activate all the neural pathways in your brain at once. you’ll be building with blocks and mining for diamonds, but also feeling the love of a thousand suns. it’s like, next level stuff, man.

and, like, the different types of love on this server are wild, bro. there’s, like, platonic love where you’ll be giving your buddies virtual hugs and high fives all day long. then there’s, like, romantic love where you’ll be crafting love letters out of redstone and roses. it’s, like, a love fest up in here, man.

so, like, if you wanna experience a love like no other, come join this server, bro. your brain will thank you, and your heart will be overflowing with joy. it’s, like, a love revolution, man. don’t miss out on the craziest love-filled Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Cool S Appreciation Thread Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things cool and epic!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that fights off hordes of zombie villagers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cool S, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a unicorn made of rainbows. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend Cool S, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to turn into a dragon at will.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Mines Excavated:	2894	Endless Night Skies:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Emeralds Found:	6257

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ragna Crimson Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that even anime adaptations couldn’t handle! We’ve got secret extra chapters hidden throughout the server that will blow your mind. Rumor has it, one player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a talking llama companion. Who knows what other surprises are waiting for you in our wacky world. So come join us and uncover the mysteries that even anime couldn’t handle!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Meteorites Collected:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in the real world? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone speaks in emojis and communicates solely through interpretive dance! No more awkward misunderstandings, just pure chaotic fun! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us and show the world the real you…or at least your pixelated avatar! 😜🕺👻

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BlockBusters

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Are you tired of breaking boring habits like biting your nails or eating too much junk food? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and break the habit of not playing enough Minecraft!

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other pesky habits. We have so much fun and excitement waiting for you, you won’t even remember what it was like to bite your nails or eat junk food.

Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs. Who needs to break boring habits when you can join our server and break blocks instead? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

GenocideGamerGirl

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so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where french women are like, accused of genocide in syria, but in minecraft form! join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can build, mine, and troll your way to victory! plus, we have this secret hidden dungeon where you can find rare loot and maybe even uncover the truth behind the french woman’s trial. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness! come join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	5141
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Orphan Lit Roleplay

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so, like, u ever wanted to be an orphan in minecraft? well, now u can! join our server and become the ultimate literary role model! u can be like harry potter or annie or even oliver twist!

we have an orphanage where u can live and do chores and stuff. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret tunnel that leads to a magical world full of diamonds and dragons and stuff.

if u join our server, u can also adopt a pet creeper and teach it tricks. like, imagine a creeper doing backflips and stuff. it’s wild.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where u can compete in a hunger games-style battle royale. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

so come join our server and live out ur orphan dreams. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Antarctica Greenery Expansion Server

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Yo, you ever seen plants growin’ in Antarctica? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got plants poppin’ up everywhere like it’s a dang rainforest! Come join us and witness the madness of vegetation takin’ over the icy lands of Antarctica!

We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower, flowers bigger than your momma’s house, and grass greener than a leprechaun’s underwear! It’s a botanical bonanza up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on the plant party of the century!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready to explore the wildest, greenest, most plant-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us now and be a part of history as we watch Antarctica turn into a freakin’ jungle right before our very eyes! Let’s get growin’, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all that and more! Join us and not only will you get a free trip to Okinawa, but you’ll also receive a hefty sum of free money and a beautiful house complete with a black Asian girlfriend! And get this – all you have to do is prove that your city is a “twin town” with Okinawa according to Wikipedia. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best life in Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	157
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

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Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Animals Bred:	45
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).