| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 9331 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 4960 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 415 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 2193 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 8671 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Join us for a world filled with love and support, where you can set boundaries with your blocky best friends and not worry about late-night calls from ex-girlfriends. Our strict guest list policy ensures that only the closest of friends and family are invited, so you won’t have to deal with any unexpected guests showing up in their best pixelated dresses.
So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs exes and best friends causing tension when you can build your dream world without any interference? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 999 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 347 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 9125 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2918 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground village of friendly villagers who are always throwing wild parties and giving out free emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake and puppies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 3877 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 243 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
we got figure skaters from all over the world, man. they come here to train and show off their sick moves. but watch out, cuz sometimes they crash and burn, just like that flight carrying figure skaters home from a training camp.
but don’t worry, we got a team of flying unicorns ready to swoop in and save the day. they’ll whisk you away to safety and make sure you’re back on your skates in no time.
so come join us on this wild ride, where the sky’s the limit and the ice is always slippery. you won’t regret it, bro. trust me.
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 7922 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 157 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 2719 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 7060 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Wemmbu is a talented and innovative entrepreneur with a passion for creating meaningful and impactful projects. With a strong background in business and technology, Wemmbu has a proven track record of successfully leading teams and developing innovative solutions to complex problems. Wemmbu is dedicated to making a positive impact on the world through their work and strives to inspire others to do the same.
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 1081 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Votes: | 7606 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 113 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Crops Grown: | 7404 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 680 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 33 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 5815 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 88625 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2600 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 5500 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 6996 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 6371 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?
