MLG Fortress | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Farms Harvested:	284
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	8458
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ores Mined:	6392
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Towns Built:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7808	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Holy Grails Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	939
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6016
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Animals Bred:	128	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7235

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Enchantments Applied:	172	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	45	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Void Armor Forged:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ores Mined:	1424
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4838
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3909
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Animals Bred:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Towns Built:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	138927	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3