MitochondriaBrainFling | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Meteorites Collected:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Animals Bred:	95
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

The owner of the server “MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donat mgminegant.uz” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Void Armor Forged:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Farms Harvested:	489

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Animals Bred:	45
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	186
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5305	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ores Mined:	824
Potions Brewed:	57	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Votes:	1704
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

Players:	108/400	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3