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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 1131 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 222 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Creepers doing the Macarena? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.
3. Our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where pigs ride on flying pigs and chickens lay diamond eggs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
4. We host weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple delivered to your doorstep by a team of singing villagers. Who wouldn’t want that?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to say it with me: mistrial!