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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 9941 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Creepers doing the Macarena? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.
3. Our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where pigs ride on flying pigs and chickens lay diamond eggs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
4. We host weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple delivered to your doorstep by a team of singing villagers. Who wouldn’t want that?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to say it with me: mistrial!