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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 5520 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to fight for us. It’s wild, man.
But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly ninjas and will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Disneyland, but with more lava.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
