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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 5410 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 480 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 5423 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly ninjas and will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Disneyland, but with more lava.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it.