MissileSmuggleCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Animals Bred:	187
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
New Chunks Explored:	603242	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Booger Smell Free Zone

body functions, booger, Boogers, Curiosity, discovery, free, gross, health, hygiene, Medical, mucus, Mystery, nasal discharge, odd, olfactory senses, peculiar, sense of smell, sensory experience, smell, strange, unknown, Zone

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	109
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15

join our epic minecraft server if you want to discover the true meaning of boogers! we have a secret underground booger mine where you can dig for the rarest and smelliest boogers in all of minecraft land.

rumor has it that if you collect enough boogers, you can summon the booger king and he will grant you three wishes. one player even wished for a pet dragon made entirely out of boogers!

but that’s not all, our server also has a booger-themed parkour course where you can jump from snot-covered platform to snot-covered platform. it’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are booger-tastic!

so come join us and experience the booger-filled adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might even become the booger king yourself!

FUCK SERVACK Minecraft server

AMATEURS, convenience, Free Time, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, network plugins, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Items Found:	1631
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Minecrafters are amateurs who play for fun in their free time. We have a vanilla server, diluted with a small pinch of network plugins that do not interfere with the overall gameplay, but only make it more convenient.

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Lavbyte SMP

Anti-Xray, Cheating, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Harassment, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, rules, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Tpa, twitch, US region, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4416
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival Server
Version	Java 1.21.4
Focus	Youtube/Twitch Collaboration
Location	South US region

Server Highlights

Land claims, TPA, currency, world-backups, protection, anti-xray, etc!
Strict rules against cheating and harassment

Interested?

Apply through our Google Form: https://forms.gle/QTBiShAZW8QKtUre6

Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without applying?	No, all players must apply through the Google Form for approval.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules are very brief – no cheating of any kind and no harassment.
How can I collaborate with other Youtubers/Twitch streamers on the server?	Once approved and added to the whitelist, you can connect with other content creators through Discord.

Dreamscape Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, bedtime, dreamscape, getting up, Haven, Hungry, insomnia, nighttime routine, repeat, Sleep, sleep aid, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep medication, sleep meds, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep schedule, Wake Up

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where sleep meds are the currency!

Why bother with real life when you can just pop some pills and sleep your problems away in our virtual world?

Become a sleep-deprived maniac and build the most insane structures while under the influence of our sleep meds economy!

Who needs reality when you can just keep repeating the cycle of sleep, hunger, and more sleep meds on our server?

Join now and enter the land of never-ending slumber and questionable life choices!

MomLifeCraft Server

Boundaries, Burdens, children, cleanliness, compassion, control, Dysfunction, Enabling, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, Gratitude, Hoarding, homelessness, intervention, judgmental, MomLifeCraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, spiritual growth, Struggles, Support

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Animals Bred:	40
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your friend’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, messiness, and unapologetic kids running amok! 🤪

🚗 Need a ride to work? We got you covered! Just like how I’ve been chauffeuring my friend around, we’ll make sure you get to your destination in style (or at least in one piece)! 🚕

🏠 Our server is like my friend’s apartment – completely filthy and full of surprises! Who knows what kind of trash you’ll find lying around or what decor your kids might accidentally break? It’s all part of the fun! 🤣

🙅‍♀️ Tired of people-pleasing and ready to call out entitled behavior? You’ll fit right in! Just like how I finally stood up to my friend, you can let loose and speak your mind without fear of judgment (well, maybe a little judgment, but who’s keeping track?) 😈

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where dysfunction follows you at every turn. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying neighbors! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GradCraft: Parental Priorities

anger, autism, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, GradCraft, Graduation, graduation ceremony, graduation tickets, Parental, parents, personal growth, Priorities, Prioritization, Resentment, Siblings, special needs, Struggle, Support, Understanding, University

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Void Gems Collected:	34
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ores Mined:	5250
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize you over everyone else – even your little sister! Are you tired of playing second fiddle to your sibling with special needs? Look no further, because on our server, YOU are the star of the show!

Join us for epic adventures and graduation ceremonies that last for hours – because your achievements deserve to be celebrated in style. No need to worry about your parents ditching you for your sister’s bad day, because here, we only care about YOU and your success.

Don’t let your family dynamic hold you back from enjoying the spotlight you deserve. Invite your friends to join us and bask in the glory of being the top priority. Who needs parents at your graduation when you have a whole server full of supporters cheering you on?

So come on over to our server and let us show you the love and attention you’ve been missing out on. Because on our server, it’s all about YOU!

$1M Surgeon vs $40K EMS

10. Critical care, 11. Health services, 12. Emergency response, 13. Healthcare professionals, 14. Medical expenses, 15. Financial impact, 16. Life support, 17. Healthcare system, 18. Medical costs, 19. Emergency medical services, 2. Surgeon, 20. Surgical procedures, 3. EMS, 4. Healthcare, 40k, 5. Medical, 6. Emergency, 7. Services, 8. Saving lives, 9. Life-saving, EMS, Patients, Surgeon

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT MORE BLOCKS THAN A LEGO STORE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A HOUSE AND BUILT A CASTLE OUT OF IT! ANOTHER TIME, A PIG GREW WINGS AND STARTED FLYING AROUND GIVING OUT GOLDEN CARROTS!

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKENS THAT LAY DIAMOND EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A $1,000,000 SURGEON WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A $40,000 EMS SAVING YOU FROM CREEPER EXPLOSIONS!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, best possible, Community, Experience, Fun, get involved, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, Java 1.21.4, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5459
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!
If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree the provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	You can join by visiting our Linktree and following the provided ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself to start playing.
Is OrbitMC a vanilla server?	We are a semi-vanilla server, which means we have some plugins and modifications to enhance gameplay while still keeping the essence of vanilla Minecraft.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring a positive and enjoyable experience for all players on the server.
Can I invite my friends to join OrbitMC?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and become part of our community.

Epic Anime Adventure 1.20

Absurd, Adventure, amusing, Anime, anime humor, comedic relief, comedy, dumb fun, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Epic, funny, guilty pleasure, humor, lighthearted, Like.., mindless entertainment, mindless humor, Ridiculous, ridiculous humor, silly, stupid

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some next-level sh*t. We got anime everywhere, like seriously, it’s like living in a weeb’s dream.

You’ll be mining diamonds while watching Naruto fight Sasuke, like what even is reality anymore? And the best part is, we have a secret underground bunker where we reenact all the dumbest scenes from your favorite anime.

So if you’re into stupid sh*t and Minecraft, this server is the place to be. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Senpai who will blow your mind (literally). Join now before reality collapses in on itself.

TikTokBlocker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, coworker, ENGAGEMENT, friendship, hobby, Minecraft, overwhelm, Peace, Respect, Server, silent treatment, singing, Support, tiktok, TikTokBlocker, Upset, working relationship

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sweet as Nora’s cupcakes but without the Tiktok singing videos? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero singing requests!

🧁🎤 Our server is like a cupcake paradise, with delicious treats around every corner. But don’t worry, there’s no pressure to share your cupcakes with anyone else – they’re all yours to enjoy in peace!

🚫📱 Say goodbye to the constant Tiktok notifications and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. No more awkward conversations about why you haven’t liked a video or shared it with your friends – just pure Minecraft fun!

🤔😂 So, was it wrong to block Nora? Not in our server! Here, you can set boundaries and focus on your own comfort without any guilt. Join us now and leave the Tiktok drama behind – it’s time to game in peace! 🎮🚀

NoBrotherNoHomeMC

apartment living, cleanliness, college students, Communication, compromise, Expectations, family dynamics, Family Support, Hoarding, home environment, household responsibilities, living arrangements, living together, NoBrotherNoHomeMC, OCD, personal boundaries, personal standards, shared living spaces, sharing space, sibling relationships, sibling support

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
New Chunks Explored:	407455	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of living with a messy sibling who thinks moldy shower curtains are just a part of life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a clean and organized virtual world where you can finally escape the chaos of real life.

Our server offers two-bedroom apartments for you and your sibling to share, but don’t worry – there’s no moldy shower curtains here! With our strict cleanliness standards, you can finally live in peace without worrying about tripping over dirty laundry or dodging old food on the floor.

Plus, with our virtual OCD-friendly environment, you can rest easy knowing that everything is in its place and organized just like an infomercial. Say goodbye to the mess and hello to a pristine Minecraft world where you can finally relax and enjoy the game without the stress of living with a messy sibling.

Join us now and say goodbye to the drama of real life living arrangements. Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to your sibling cleanliness woes?

TimelessImprovements Minecraft SMP

Advancements, betterment, Development, Enhancement, Enhancements, Evolution, growth, Improvement, innovation, Minecraft, positive advancements, Positive Change, positive developments, positive evolution, positive progress, positive trends, progress, smp, success, TimelessImprovements, Upgrades

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join our SMP for a chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. We have so many crazy events like a chicken jousting tournament where the winner gets a crown made of TNT.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the beat of a creeper explosion.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

MineRevoltUSA

activism, AMERICANS, CHANGE, civil disobedience, Cultural differences, Democracy, French, grassroots organizing, historical context, MineRevoltUSA, political apathy, Political Engagement, political resistance, protest, protest culture, public demonstrations, revolution, social justice, social movements, societal complacency, societal transformation

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Tired of just sitting around and complaining like an American? Join our Minecraft server and channel your inner French protester! Our virtual streets are always filled with rioting players demanding change, whether it’s for better loot drops or more diamonds in the mines. Who needs political activism when you can overthrow the virtual government and establish a new order based on who can build the coolest castle? Join us and start a revolution…or at least have a good laugh while trying!

EUtopiaCraft

accession, application, EU, European Commission, European Council, European Economic Area, European Free Trade Association, european integration, european parliament, european union, EUtopiaCraft, grows, Iceland, JOINING, MEMBERSHIP, negotiations, Nordic countries, referendum, Schengen Agreement, Support

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Animals Bred:	144
Votes:	9469	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

LOLZ, u know what else is growing? our EPIC minecraft server! join us and u will feel like u r moving closer to EU membership, but without all the political drama. our community is as chill as an iceberg, and we have support for u like a warm hug from a polar bear.

come build ur own igloo or ride a polar bear into battle against creepers. we got mini-games that will make u laugh so hard u might pee ur pants (pls don’t pee in ur pants tho, that’s gross).

so why wait? join us now and experience the icy coolness of our server. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret ice castle, u will be granted three wishes by the magical snowman king. true story, bro.

Players:	109/200	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Emeralds Found:	3189	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2