MissileMadnessMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	994844
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Farms Harvested:	597
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Animals Bred:	73	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crops Grown:	7527
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Animals Bred:	71	Crops Grown:	2408
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1713	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1474	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Dragon Eggs Found:	4812	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Votes:	3677
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Void Gems Collected:	35	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Emeralds Found:	9821	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	99/300	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	New Chunks Explored:	986385
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5