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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 9866 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Potions Brewed: | 105 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 1455 | Animals Bred: | 140 |
come join our minecraft server, where we have more fails than N. Korea’s missile launches! our short-range ballistic missiles may not always hit the target, but that’s what makes it fun! watch as one missile spirals out of control and explodes in a spectacular fashion, while the other one actually makes it to its destination (maybe).
join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our missile launches. who knows what will happen next? maybe a creeper will blow up your house, or you’ll fall into a pit of lava. the possibilities are endless on our server!
so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself. we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, who knows?). join now and be a part of the most unpredictable minecraft server out there!
