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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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