MissileCraft: From Iran to Russia | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Votes:	3378
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Zombie Dances:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got more explosions than a military showdown between Iran and Russia! Join us for some ballistic missile fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

Our server is like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and soldiers. Build your own missile silo and launch rockets at your enemies. Watch out for those pesky griefers trying to sabotage your plans!

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mods that turn your pickaxe into a laser gun and your armor into a force field. Take on epic boss battles and conquer dungeons filled with treasure. It’s like a video game on steroids!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real-life danger when you can have virtual mayhem right at your fingertips? Let’s blow stuff up together!

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dimension Hops:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Crops Grown:	7217	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Animals Bred:	179	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Enchantments Applied:	73	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Zombie Dances:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Crops Grown:	1256	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Emeralds Found:	612
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
New Chunks Explored:	21921	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Animals Bred:	173	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4847
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Potions Brewed:	177
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ores Mined:	7180
Falling into the Void:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	193
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Votes:	4180	Mines Excavated:	2163
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mines Excavated:	2783	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ores Mined:	4364
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	1919	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2045
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	792	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Farms Harvested:	927	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!