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NoobToProMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mines Excavated:	2457	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1736
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Votes:	5221	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	47
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	1418
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	2361

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Farms Harvested:	661	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7615
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mines Excavated:	2086

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Void Armor Forged:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Divine Spears Created:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Farms Harvested:	959	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Players:	104/800	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Villages Defended:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Love Letters Sent:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2